Oct 10, 2005 03:59
Love is a synthetically engineered drug and synthetic drugs are always the most threatening to your sanity. Acid/Ecstasy/Special K all do their best to take you into the abysmal depths of insanity. Love is the only drug that is guaranteed to do the job.
Love is the worst addiction known to man. When you’re on Love you’ll do stupid things that you’d never even consider when you’re on acid/coke/dust/shrooms/booze. When you do drugs there is still some level of rational (albeit distorted) thought.
Even if you really start to believe that you have super powers and decide to take a quick fly off of your third story roof it’s not as bad as being on Love. At least when you’re sober and you have to deal with the consequences of your debauchery, you can always blame the fact that your thought process was out of wack due to the acid/coke/dust/shrooms/booze.
Love is a drug that comes from the glands located somewhere in your body, so it’s impossible to kick the habit. It’s like going to A.A. with your bartender as your sponsor. The drug is always waiting inside you. Just patiently waiting for some girl to strike up a conversation or do some little cute thing girls have a habit of doing. That’s when it strike’s. When you’re at your weakest. The Love drug is a predator drug. So in a way, you don’t do Love; Love does you.
Trying to recover from a Love binge is everything but easy.
The worst part about being on Love is that when you do sober up, you have to come to terms with the fact that all the stupid things you did were conscience decisions made without chemical interference on the brain. Once you’ve been on Love you’ll never be able to resist it again.
Then of course comes the hang over.
When you’re hung over from alcohol the best and quickest way to get better to start drinking again. That doesn’t mean you have to go get loaded. It just means you can drink a beer, maybe two or do a shot and you’ll be right as rain. This method is known as “Hair from the dog that bit you” in the alcoholic community.
Many guys try this method when they are going through Love withdraw. They get dumped or find out their girl/wife/lover is cheating and just go out and meet some bar whore to fuck for the night. This can be dangerous.
You’ll either end up regretting the fuck and feeling worse about yourself the next day or you end up getting some disease and either dying or never being able to get laid again because of the horrible boils/legions/inflammation around your cock and balls. The first one is usually worse. Sometimes death/dismemberment is a good alternative to living in self-loathing.
Then there are always other drugs to turn to, but they don’t cure the Love addiction, they just make you forget you have it for a while. This is even more dangerous because you’ll be less likely to realize that the synthetic Love drug is creeping up on you. You let down your defenses to quickly and are much more easily taken by the drug.
Lesson learned?
Drugs are bad. . .