They ate him?! Who?...WTF?!!
Let me share something with you.
Last night I was in absolute tears from laughing so much.
I decided to finally stop complaining about not knowing what Gackt and those creepy girls are saying in Malice Mizer's N.P.S. N.G.S. and tried to decipher it for myself. I thought 'How hard can it be? It's sounds like it's in English, it'll just take some close listening...' How wrong was I. What with the distorted effects to the song mixed with Gackt's appalling Engrish and thick Japanese accent, I had a hard time making any sense of what I was hearing. However, I did get a good giggle when I looked back at my notes...
I literally wrote what it sounded like they were saying to my ears. I know this is nowhere near right (at least I hope not, 'cause some of it's downright disturbing :s ), but I hope it amuses you as much as it did me XD
Girls:
"We have to face the opposed of fucking me
So I (h)ate him.
It's a great idea today
First thing, I will kill you.
I will kill you from first class, from away
I carry you off your feet.
Down with the viral
No pains, No Gains."
Gackt:
"He had a face to put a fuck in me
So I eat him.
So grave of him to die.
First thing, I'll kill you.
I'm looking for a basilisk for me
I'll kill you for your feet [or possibly 'meat' - either way it's weird XD]
Down with the vinyl
No Pains, No Gains."
WTF??!! Either Gackt is more weird than I thought, my hearing is worse than I thought, or my mind works in a creepy way to get that from the actual words (whatever they may be). Who knows...
Seriously, put the song on and have a listen to those various spoken parts - it's just plain weird! (But gives you a good laugh if your mind works in a similar way to mine XD)
So, any ideas on what Gackt and those girls are actually saying? Have any of you given this a go before and got similarly disturbing results? XD I assume it's all in really bad English, but I just have no idea what they're trying to say! I'm sure it's a much more meaningful message than what my brain deciphered it as though! ;)
Let me know your theories! :)
(x-posted to my journal, dears and malicemizer - sorry if you see this more than once...)
Last night I was in absolute tears from laughing so much.
I decided to finally stop complaining about not knowing what Gackt and those creepy girls are saying in Malice Mizer's N.P.S. N.G.S. and tried to decipher it for myself. I thought 'How hard can it be? It's sounds like it's in English, it'll just take some close listening...' How wrong was I. What with the distorted effects to the song mixed with Gackt's appalling Engrish and thick Japanese accent, I had a hard time making any sense of what I was hearing. However, I did get a good giggle when I looked back at my notes...
I literally wrote what it sounded like they were saying to my ears. I know this is nowhere near right (at least I hope not, 'cause some of it's downright disturbing :s ), but I hope it amuses you as much as it did me XD
Girls:
"We have to face the opposed of fucking me
So I (h)ate him.
It's a great idea today
First thing, I will kill you.
I will kill you from first class, from away
I carry you off your feet.
Down with the viral
No pains, No Gains."
Gackt:
"He had a face to put a fuck in me
So I eat him.
So grave of him to die.
First thing, I'll kill you.
I'm looking for a basilisk for me
I'll kill you for your feet [or possibly 'meat' - either way it's weird XD]
Down with the vinyl
No Pains, No Gains."
WTF??!! Either Gackt is more weird than I thought, my hearing is worse than I thought, or my mind works in a creepy way to get that from the actual words (whatever they may be). Who knows...
Seriously, put the song on and have a listen to those various spoken parts - it's just plain weird! (But gives you a good laugh if your mind works in a similar way to mine XD)
So, any ideas on what Gackt and those girls are actually saying? Have any of you given this a go before and got similarly disturbing results? XD I assume it's all in really bad English, but I just have no idea what they're trying to say! I'm sure it's a much more meaningful message than what my brain deciphered it as though! ;)
Let me know your theories! :)
(x-posted to my journal, dears and malicemizer - sorry if you see this more than once...)