Everytime I remember a dream its always some crazy weird dream that you'd expect a drug addict to have. Ok, so here's last night's dream...
I was walking home from school and I saw a strange man shooting birds out of the sky with a gun that shoots fireballs. I commented him on his shooting and asked if he could shoot the bird I pointed at. He said, "sure." And took aim. But he always seemed to be aimed at me, so I moved around thinking I was just getting in his way, the he fired off a shot and killed the bird.
Two girls came running to him and asked him to shoot "an enemy of the humna race." So he pushed a button on his gun and shot into the street and blew up a car. I immediately ran to my house. I thought it was a better idea to go the back, cause he wouldn't be able to see me from the door. So I sprinted in between mine and my neighbours house, opened the gate and looked over the were he was. I could see him looking at me and he gave me a grin. I ran inside, called the police. As I was telling my story, the phone stopped working.
Police Officer: "Hello?"
Me: "Hi, can you send some people to 936 Jessie avenue... right now!."
Police Officer: "Yes, of course, they're on their way."
Me: "Oh, thank God!!"
Police Officer: "Can you tell me what the problem is."
Me: "uhm... ok... but you won't believe me. There's a guy outside my house who was shooting birds, then I asked him to shoot another and he was trying to shoot me. Then he blew up a truck... Hello? HELLO?!?! Oh shit..."
Then he opened my front door, I ran to it and slammed it into my face. He said "I am a magician, you cannot close a door on me."
He tried and tried to open the door, but he had no luck. "Your a-a-a-a WIZARD?!?!"
"That's right"
Then the door flew open and there was a thing that looked like it was a cross between Yoda and Harry Potter. He told me that the guy had to get in. He was much too powerful for me to try and defend against, also, I knew him for some reason.
I ran to my basemenet and saw my cat, Footprints, I started to pet him. But apparently the magician can see through my cat.
I ran through a hole in my basement wall and through a very small tunnel into what looked like an ancient Roman city. I started to beat on the Yoda/Harry Potter thing. Then he said "Kit must do this." and hit me on the head with his staff. So I grabbed it and said "Kit... is evil." and knocked him out. Then I hit Kit on the head and he disappeared to outside my house.
I went upstairs again. Went to the phone, and realized that it didn't work, So I sat on my couch and began to pet my cat. Then I noticed that my cat looked like a zombie cat and I saw the real one walk around the corner. I looked back to the 'Kit cat' (hahahaha, I actually didn't mean for that to sound like that) and it was gone.
I ran into my kitchen and started to pet my dog, then my cat said it was Kit.
THE END!!!!
Everytime I remember a dream its always some crazy weird dream that you'd expect a drug addict to have. Ok, so here's last night's dream...
I was walking home from school and I saw a strange man shooting birds out of the sky with a gun that shoots fireballs. I commented him on his shooting and asked if he could shoot the bird I pointed at. He said, "sure." And took aim. But he always seemed to be aimed at me, so I moved around thinking I was just getting in his way, the he fired off a shot and killed the bird.
Two girls came running to him and asked him to shoot "an enemy of the humna race." So he pushed a button on his gun and shot into the street and blew up a car. I immediately ran to my house. I thought it was a better idea to go the back, cause he wouldn't be able to see me from the door. So I sprinted in between mine and my neighbours house, opened the gate and looked over the were he was. I could see him looking at me and he gave me a grin. I ran inside, called the police. As I was telling my story, the phone stopped working.
Police Officer: "Hello?"
Me: "Hi, can you send some people to 936 Jessie avenue... right now!."
Police Officer: "Yes, of course, they're on their way."
Me: "Oh, thank God!!"
Police Officer: "Can you tell me what the problem is."
Me: "uhm... ok... but you won't believe me. There's a guy outside my house who was shooting birds, then I asked him to shoot another and he was trying to shoot me. Then he blew up a truck... Hello? HELLO?!?! Oh shit..."
Then he opened my front door, I ran to it and slammed it into my face. He said "I am a magician, you cannot close a door on me."
He tried and tried to open the door, but he had no luck. "Your a-a-a-a WIZARD?!?!"
"That's right"
Then the door flew open and there was a thing that looked like it was a cross between Yoda and Harry Potter. He told me that the guy had to get in. He was much too powerful for me to try and defend against, also, I knew him for some reason.
I ran to my basemenet and saw my cat, Footprints, I started to pet him. But apparently the magician can see through my cat.
I ran through a hole in my basement wall and through a very small tunnel into what looked like an ancient Roman city. I started to beat on the Yoda/Harry Potter thing. Then he said "Kit must do this." and hit me on the head with his staff. So I grabbed it and said "Kit... is evil." and knocked him out. Then I hit Kit on the head and he disappeared to outside my house.
I went upstairs again. Went to the phone, and realized that it didn't work, So I sat on my couch and began to pet my cat. Then I noticed that my cat looked like a zombie cat and I saw the real one walk around the corner. I looked back to the 'Kit cat' (hahahaha, I actually didn't mean for that to sound like that) and it was gone.
I ran to my kitchen and started to pet my dog, but my cat said it was Kit.
THE END!!!!!!!