It's that time of year

[midgetsuperstar]

Alright folks, you know what the holiday season means for us Jews. So here's the first problem of the season:
Someone at work has already started leaving her radio on 24/7 Christmas music. I figured maybe it was a one day thing, but now it's day 3 or 4. Do I complain to management or just murderlize her?

Comments

[mikewg]

Enjoy the music. It's fun.

[midgetsuperstar]

Enjoy your dead dog.

[mikewg]

Or just put on Chanukah music at your desk all day. "Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel", "Ave Mariah" and Adam Sandler's "8 Crazy Nights" or whatever it's called. And just play that on loop all season long.

[midgetsuperstar]

What the hell is Ave Mariah?

[mikewg]

Shouldn't you know better than me? Aveee.... Mariah. Avvee.... Mariah. Avvee... Mariah. *clap clap clap*

[midgetsuperstar]

I really hope you're joking. If so, it's a bad joke. If not, you're a big stupid idiot.

[mikewg]

Is that not Jewish?

[midgetsuperstar]

You're so far off from the actual song it's ridiculous. It's also not a Hanukkah song.

[mikewg]

I couldn't find it on Wikipedia, so I wasn't able to verify its Chanukahness. Besides, you get the point. And if you just play the Dreidel song all day, you'll look like a jerk, so mix it up with some other joyous Jewish songs.

[amazingacorn]

Ave Maria.

I believe that's a Catholic Mass song. Pwn'd.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hail_Mary

[amazingacorn]

The one you're looking for is Hava Nagilah.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hava_Nagila

[mareeuh]

Ave Maria is a Christian song about the virgin Mary, you dimshit.

[mister_lance]

LMAO!