Fertiles
i don't really remember yesterday that well. i think thats part of the reason why i have this stupid thing that no one reads, so i can look back and remember what i did on that day and be like 'oh i remember'. so yesterday. . hmm. in bio we looked in microscopes the whole time, that was cool. its wierd to think in one drop of water can be little things living. kinda freaky. spanish was gay, gym was fun because it always is, lunch was gay as usual and geometry was boring (big suprise). skatepark was ok. jeff mike monte mitch and other people who i don't remember went. then b-a and i went to the mall. talked to the grandparents for a while and then ate. jeff and mike came while we were eating and we hung out and then we left. i went to bed at 8:30 last night and i loved it so much.
when i woke up this morning i wasn't tired, i was actually awake because i actually got sleep. in english my teacher said something about palm frawns because the sir conditioner wasn't working and that reminded me of when nick called them Palm FRANS and that made me laugh. in health we watched this movie on dating and it was really funny. it made me realize why guys are so retarded and why i think they're so dumb when it comes to girls. gym was good. we played softball but it was boys against girls and like 2 of the girls are good and one of them is courtney but she wasn't there so it was a pretty pointless game. i didn't even hit. we just sat there the whole time while emma pulled her shorts way up and danced. lunch was gay. in bst for JA we have this australian lady and she was funny. she turned out to be chris's next door neighbor and he didn't even know. figures.
aj mike jeff ryan matt jesse shannon jolyn nicole and other people were at the skatepark. it was fun. jeff and mike left and then as i was walking to my car they came back and then i left and it was sexy. aj got a knew wheelchair and its definitely the coolest thing ever. it can go up so hes taller than me. . which isn't hard to do, and it can go back down and lean back and it has headlights and blinkers and all that cool stuff. and a horn. i love it. his tray's all nice and new/clean too. i just finished eating a mcdonalds salad. and i'm drinking pink lemonade. and i'm trying to keep typing because i don't want to do my geometry but i have to.
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Jeff: b-a you're so adorable.
B-A: sschheoiwehrjnwoidslkm.
Jeff: what the fuck was that?!
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B-A: yeah we got these chippled-
Us: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: you were SO about to say chippled picks!
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B-A: hey theres monte asleep on that bench!
Me: sneak attack!! (bends down and starts waddling over so he can't see) b-a come on.
B-A: (bends over a little but is still really obvious)
Me: omg no you gotta get all the way down dumbass (pushes her down)(she falls)
Us: HAHAHAHAHA (try to be quiet)(start waddling again)
Me: b-a you're still to tall! (pushes her down again)(she falls)
Us: (trying to be quiet) HAHAHAAHAHA!
etc. etc.
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April: why would someone want to shave their head?
Me: two of my friends have their heads shaved, it feels cool when you pet it. kinda like when you're dog gets neutered or something.
April: yeah.. i don't have a dag.
Me: well when you shave a dogs tummy.
April: oh what do they do when they get neutered?
Me: they make it so they can't have babies and stuff anymore.
April: oh so their fertiles-
Us: hahahahahahaha.
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JA lady: chris, do you live near here?
Chris: yeah.
JA lady: on (insert road name) road?
Chris: yeah. .
JA lady: nextdoor. .
Chris: OMG!!
Class: HAHAHAHAHAHA
JA lady: chip.
Chris: you know chip?
JA lady: i'm married to chip. .
Chris: OMG!! this is so wierd!!
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Jeff: (made fun of b-a)
B-A: (picks up my sweatshirt with cellphone and wallet in the pocket)(swings it and hits jeff with it)
Jeff's teeth/mouth colliding with stuff in pocket: CLUNK!!!
Jeff: (leans over and holds mouth)
Me: omg you're the dumbest person i've ever met in my life.
B-A: I didn't know it was in there!!!
Jeff: omg you suck.
Us: hahahahaha. aw man that sucks so bad.
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(jeff and mike walk away to buy pizza)(mike puts hand on jeffs shoulder)
B-A: aw man, why are all our friends gay?
Me: uh sweety. . thats your boyfriend. .
B-A: AW DAMNIT!!
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