I thought about love burning in your eye
back to school. bleugh. i don't know what that is but its suposed to be a puking sound.
gym was by far the funniest thing thats happened in a long time. we were playing find charles. and then alicia made up a joke in her head. she started off telling it and then kat wanted to hear so she started over. it went kinda like this:
Alicia: There were 3 girls looking for this kid. a blonde, a red-head, and a brunette. the redhead thought she saw him and was like 'there he is!' but then realized she was wrong and said 'nevermind'. then the brunette was like 'oh there he is! i see him i see him! right there!' then she realized she was wrong too. then the blonde pointed to a group of people and said 'i see him! there he is!' and while she was looking around for the real kid she spotted him out of the corner of her eye. she was still pointing to the group and everyone was looking so she said to the kid 'hey kid, go over there'. because see the point of the game was whoever saw him first won.
during this joke she kept cracking up when shed say brunette, and april and i were DYING. i was seriously crying. i had tears streaming down my face and i couldn't talk. it was hilarious. you really had to be there. her joke took about 20 minutes to tell because she kept talking to people, i was crying, and she kept forgetting what she was saying. i love alicia.
after school we went to the skatepark. it felt SO FUCKING GOOD TO SWING. i hadn't swung in so long because of spring break. lizz came with us because she 'missed her bus' so we had sex. mike and nick went with us. monte was there when we arrived. jeff came later on. ashley nicole vince vinnie vlodi jason drew euer and other random people were there but we didn't hang out with them. i sat with mike and talked most of the time. hes so nice. mike nick and jeff are equivilantly (sp?) as retarded as b-a lizz and i. lizz and i also flashed each other the whole time. it was nice. then my mommy got me and now i'm eating Micky d's. whoop whoop.
<3
Me: (hits back of alicias knee)
Alicia: Listen up you little shit fucker!!!!
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Me: (crying) Holy crap thats the funniest joke i've ever heard in my life.
April: omg i know. hahaha.
Kat: hahaha. but whered the cat come from? cats can't talk.
Me: she was talking about YOU you idiot!! (cry's even harder)
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(Random ghetto girls dancing to music)
Kat: i swear there a whole nother species.
Me: who? (looks behind and sees them dancing) OHHH. .
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B-A: NOOO! NO! omg i HATE you! my computer just shut down after everything i did. if it lost everything i'm guna be so pissed. . . .FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
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Mike: see this is why i dont like skateboarding. you aren't good at it until you're older and you're a pro. but when people look at these guys their like 'wow they're good' but all they do is fall. see you watch basketball and they actually make baskets. if you did that on a basketball court they'd beat your ass and pull you out.
Me: (turns around and looks at people playing basketball)(people keep making shots but none go in)
Mike: well their fucking up what i'm trying to say. they suck at basketball.
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Nick: dude we should pee in the same thing at the same thing. . or would that be kinda gay?
Me: b-a we should piss in the same toilet at the same time!
B-A: ok lets do it.
Me: oh. . but i need to change my tampon.
B-A: EW! nevermind.
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