I've made a decision

[midgetlapdog]

At the urging of someone else, plus the fact that I was waivering on the entire issue, I've decided that I'm going to start posting my lyrics. As I'm sensitive to my own material and think that it all pretty much sux, I'm going to start with something that's fun and silly and we can all relate to.

Merge or Die!

You wanna cut me off
I'm going 90
in the slow lane

Fast as a sloth
get your ass
outta my way

I'm not racing fucker
I just wanna go
you're in my way

Your ass in a pucker
you fucking pussy
get off the road

(chorus)
Merge or die!
Merge or die!
No way you'll get home alive
Merge or die!
Merge or die!
You can't fucking drive
FUCKING MERGE OR FUCKING DIE!

In the left lane
you're doing 70
passing on the right

It brings me pain
to watch you drive
I'm screaming in vain

I'm developing terets
your fucking dumbass
in front of me

I'd make a bet
that I can't kill you
but you'll die by your own hand

(chorus X2)