bored at work so deal with it
i tend to speak in riddles, and getting a straight answer out of me is indeed a notable moment. while i may act a little crazy, i am actually quite lucid and tend to be the voice of reason. my sanity is in a good balance with my insanity.
how mad are you?
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Am I The Greatest Song In The World?
Rock: Indeed, I am the greatest song in the world! But you shalt never hear me, for I am far to great to be heard by the ears of mortals.
Are you the greatest song in the world?
I Am The Sex Toy:
Fuzzy Cuffs: Everyone knows who's in charge here, its me! I'll grab you by the wrists and not let go until you are good and done. Ten-hut!
Find out what sex toy you are.
My Favorite Female Part Is:
The Leg: Toned and sexy.
And they never run out of energy, if you know what I mean.
Find out your favorite female body part!
What magazine am I?
I am Popular Science: The only thing more exciting then the present is the future. I am always the first to hear about whats going on in the realms of human achievement.
What magazine am I?
The B-Movie That Suits Me Is:
Flesh Gordon: In the 70's 'big budget' porns were all the rage. These hybrids combined b-movie sets and scripts with humpalicious action, while not hardcore like modern stuff. The ultimate was Flesh Gordon, now regarded as a comedy.
Find out which b-movie suits you.
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What is my spectrum?
I am blue: My main color is blue. I am a little bitter when people choose a blissfully ignorant aproach to life. I try to see things for the way they really are..
What is my spectrum?
Will midgetlapdog Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?.0% chance Bush would kill you.
.0% chance Clinton would kill you..0% chance he would sexually harass you..100% chance you would kill them.Enter Combat