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Full name: Thurman Henry Williams, III
Nickname: Sonny;Bean;Cheeky Monkey;Shithead
Hometown: Portsmouth, VA; Benicia, CA; San Diego, CA: take your pick
Birth date: Jan. 13, 1974
Marital Status: Married
Children: Hank "the best behaved baby in the world" Williams
Last smart thing you did: picked up my wife from the airport
Last dumb thing you did: got the clap
What is your idea of a perfect day off?: sex, breakfast,nap, sex, shower, sex, lunch, nap, sex, play with hank, hank takes nap, sex,nap, sex, go out to dinner, sex, have some wine, sex, sleep
Favorite Food: anything that's meaty juicy and edible
Favorite Movie: The Blues Brothers
Favorite Song: My War -- Black Flag
Last Book Read: The Second Generation -- Weis and Hickman
Hobbies: good fucking, selling houses, driving 6 hours at a time
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I wish I had my old stomache
Secret Vice: then it wouldn't be a secret silly
Favorite Restaurant: Marie Callenders
Favorite night on the town: anything with friends and booze
Favorite TV show: CSI
Favorite Sport: Baseball and/or cricket
Pets: 2 cats
Last Vacation: when my son was born
Worst Job: either telemarketer for a roofing company or janitor for a cabinetry/countertop manufacturer, my god, the fucking dust, you have no idea
Pet peeve(s): nose pickers;carpool lanes;
Favorite intoxicating beverage: female ejaculations
"I like a good …": offer on my house
Of what achievement are you most proud: not killing myself for the insurance money so far
Who is your hero? my wife for not killing me for the insurance money so far
Define Happiness: not being dead
If you had to choose a Sesame Street character as a life partner who would it be?: Gloria
Favorite lunch meat: pastrami
Use the word "booty" in a sentence: Did you secure the precious booty? you mean the hot pants? Aaaiiieee, the hot pants!
What’s the quickest way to get the driver ahead of you to get out of your way?: pass him on the shoulder
What would you like as your epitaph?: He was one frood who really knew where his towel was!
Nickname: Sonny;Bean;Cheeky Monkey;Shithead
Hometown: Portsmouth, VA; Benicia, CA; San Diego, CA: take your pick
Birth date: Jan. 13, 1974
Marital Status: Married
Children: Hank "the best behaved baby in the world" Williams
Last smart thing you did: picked up my wife from the airport
Last dumb thing you did: got the clap
What is your idea of a perfect day off?: sex, breakfast,nap, sex, shower, sex, lunch, nap, sex, play with hank, hank takes nap, sex,nap, sex, go out to dinner, sex, have some wine, sex, sleep
Favorite Food: anything that's meaty juicy and edible
Favorite Movie: The Blues Brothers
Favorite Song: My War -- Black Flag
Last Book Read: The Second Generation -- Weis and Hickman
Hobbies: good fucking, selling houses, driving 6 hours at a time
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I wish I had my old stomache
Secret Vice: then it wouldn't be a secret silly
Favorite Restaurant: Marie Callenders
Favorite night on the town: anything with friends and booze
Favorite TV show: CSI
Favorite Sport: Baseball and/or cricket
Pets: 2 cats
Last Vacation: when my son was born
Worst Job: either telemarketer for a roofing company or janitor for a cabinetry/countertop manufacturer, my god, the fucking dust, you have no idea
Pet peeve(s): nose pickers;carpool lanes;
Favorite intoxicating beverage: female ejaculations
"I like a good …": offer on my house
Of what achievement are you most proud: not killing myself for the insurance money so far
Who is your hero? my wife for not killing me for the insurance money so far
Define Happiness: not being dead
If you had to choose a Sesame Street character as a life partner who would it be?: Gloria
Favorite lunch meat: pastrami
Use the word "booty" in a sentence: Did you secure the precious booty? you mean the hot pants? Aaaiiieee, the hot pants!
What’s the quickest way to get the driver ahead of you to get out of your way?: pass him on the shoulder
What would you like as your epitaph?: He was one frood who really knew where his towel was!