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Ok so this took some thinking but I have dreameant up another "this guy in texas" story...this is good so enjoy.
OK so one day a long long time ago before snow had it's name. This guy from Texas was packing to go visit his friend in Colorado. Now his friend in Colorado was from Canada originally but moved to Colorado for a snowbunny escort club. This guy from Texas was excited because he has never seen a snowbunny escort club before. So has he was boarding his plane he gave his friend in Colorado who's name is Alpine Snow a call to let him know it was leaving on time.
When he arrive in Colorado he was greeted by Apline and 12 or so Snowbunnies from the escort. Who were dressed in white and pink maribou trimmed dresses they all had little pink noses from it being so cold. Now this guy from texas was so elated to see all this that he completely forgot about his friend Alpine...now one thing you must know about Alpine is he's a midget but the strange thing is he is a Sasskwatch. Which is one of the the reasons he moved to Colorado because back in Saskatwan canada all the other Sasskwatches made fun of him for being a midget sasskwatch.
When this guy from Texas finally came out of his dream he realized i had neglected his dear friend Alpine. So a proper hello was in store. Once they had gathered the luggage which wasnt' lost and they exited the airport this guy from texas got a harsh dose of Colorado reality because it was snowing sideways. Well it wasn't always called snow when this guy from texas was there it was called "white shit" when it was coming in sideways it was called "side shit" when it was big fluffy flakes it was called "fluffy shit" if the flakes were big and fluffy yup you guessed it "big fluffy shit" and when it was on the ground it was white shit. Now this guy from texas was like that's not a great name for this shit. So he spent sometime playing in the shit and he realized if you take enough of it and pour kool-aid on it you can make a hawaiian shit. Which to this guy from texas didn't sound to appealing so he thought hey I can market this hawaiian shit but it's not gonna sell if there isn't a better name for it...so he thought it over and asked Alpine what he thought of his idea and Alpine said "hey that's great I would be totally honor if you named it after me" thus is how was got the name SNOW....because this guy from texas thought he'd market hawaiian snow instead of Hawaiian shit. But now you might ask how the name got changed and people call it snow well Alpine held stock in Shit and he was the primary owner of the shit and he thought it was time to give it a new name and maybe more people would buy stock in it soo he thought hey I've worked hard and I have to prove to the other sasskwatches back home that I can do anything except play leap frog with the pine trees. So he re-named his stock "snow" and this is how people came to call it snow. Yes there are a few who know the true story of snow and they prefer to call it by it's real original name of SHIT.
This guy from texas went on to make lots of money with his "hawaiian snow" and Alpine eventually moved to California changed his name from Alpine to Hugh he built a huge mansion with his stock money had some laser hair removal and hired a personal trainer. He still has his snowbunnies but now seeing how there isn't any snow around and just sand you play in the sand so he also renamed his snowbunnies Playboy bunnies and he changed his name from snow to Heffner. yes ladies and gentleman Hugh Heffner made his fortune in "shit" stock re-named it snow and told his friends in Canada to fuck off.
Well hope you all got some enjoyment out of that. Yes I know they will probably get progressivly odder. But hey it's all in good fun.
Smile :)
Drive safe and don't eat yellow snow
OK so one day a long long time ago before snow had it's name. This guy from Texas was packing to go visit his friend in Colorado. Now his friend in Colorado was from Canada originally but moved to Colorado for a snowbunny escort club. This guy from Texas was excited because he has never seen a snowbunny escort club before. So has he was boarding his plane he gave his friend in Colorado who's name is Alpine Snow a call to let him know it was leaving on time.
When he arrive in Colorado he was greeted by Apline and 12 or so Snowbunnies from the escort. Who were dressed in white and pink maribou trimmed dresses they all had little pink noses from it being so cold. Now this guy from texas was so elated to see all this that he completely forgot about his friend Alpine...now one thing you must know about Alpine is he's a midget but the strange thing is he is a Sasskwatch. Which is one of the the reasons he moved to Colorado because back in Saskatwan canada all the other Sasskwatches made fun of him for being a midget sasskwatch.
When this guy from Texas finally came out of his dream he realized i had neglected his dear friend Alpine. So a proper hello was in store. Once they had gathered the luggage which wasnt' lost and they exited the airport this guy from texas got a harsh dose of Colorado reality because it was snowing sideways. Well it wasn't always called snow when this guy from texas was there it was called "white shit" when it was coming in sideways it was called "side shit" when it was big fluffy flakes it was called "fluffy shit" if the flakes were big and fluffy yup you guessed it "big fluffy shit" and when it was on the ground it was white shit. Now this guy from texas was like that's not a great name for this shit. So he spent sometime playing in the shit and he realized if you take enough of it and pour kool-aid on it you can make a hawaiian shit. Which to this guy from texas didn't sound to appealing so he thought hey I can market this hawaiian shit but it's not gonna sell if there isn't a better name for it...so he thought it over and asked Alpine what he thought of his idea and Alpine said "hey that's great I would be totally honor if you named it after me" thus is how was got the name SNOW....because this guy from texas thought he'd market hawaiian snow instead of Hawaiian shit. But now you might ask how the name got changed and people call it snow well Alpine held stock in Shit and he was the primary owner of the shit and he thought it was time to give it a new name and maybe more people would buy stock in it soo he thought hey I've worked hard and I have to prove to the other sasskwatches back home that I can do anything except play leap frog with the pine trees. So he re-named his stock "snow" and this is how people came to call it snow. Yes there are a few who know the true story of snow and they prefer to call it by it's real original name of SHIT.
This guy from texas went on to make lots of money with his "hawaiian snow" and Alpine eventually moved to California changed his name from Alpine to Hugh he built a huge mansion with his stock money had some laser hair removal and hired a personal trainer. He still has his snowbunnies but now seeing how there isn't any snow around and just sand you play in the sand so he also renamed his snowbunnies Playboy bunnies and he changed his name from snow to Heffner. yes ladies and gentleman Hugh Heffner made his fortune in "shit" stock re-named it snow and told his friends in Canada to fuck off.
Well hope you all got some enjoyment out of that. Yes I know they will probably get progressivly odder. But hey it's all in good fun.
Smile :)
Drive safe and don't eat yellow snow