for those of you who missed your midget farmer birthday last night... its ok there is always next year... the party is going to be in Amsterdam... Mushrooms and Moon pies
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Re: yo scottie pfeiffermidgetfarmersApril 22 2005, 14:49:49 UTC
yo little mat mang... midget was not trying to dish ya... please know that... just trying to have a little fun... sorry ya came out a goose... not sure what anamial i am going to be... i might be a three toed sloth... or even the dodo bird... or i may just be the fat old farmer... i was thinking about that after the post...
my life is a GREAT one little brother ... and maybe just maybe if you turn your head just a little to the left and up three degrees your perception will change and you can see that...
oh and as to begging anyone to sign ME up.. once again your perceptions are incorrect... all i ask is that someone will sign up my employee so that i do not have to sacrafice her time to go sign up on an ever changing list... sorry to be so money hungry... i do want to have enough to get a place come october and it has been a bleak winter if you don't remember
i care as much for The Wolf as i do for you, or anyone else on this planet... he teaches me many things about myself... you might want to learn from this brother my friend... you may be suprised what he can teach you... if you could take the time to stop laughing AT him ...
your life isn't great ...mattagostaApril 22 2005, 22:33:51 UTC
You spent your birthday walking around the back of a comedy club. You then went home and wrote about the performers as if we're in some bizarre, homeless, Orwellian fantasy with you as the farmer. I know you wanted to be on that stage Scottie, that's why you keep coming back every Sunday trying to fool some HBO executive into having a three-minute comedy special that they've gleamed from your open mic set. Talking shit on the internet isn't the best way to make friends with people. I'll say this to your face now you dippy fuck. Your hair is grey and your home has four wheels and it's time to look over your past decisions.
You're getting advice from the Wolf? Sorry for even trying to speak sense to you. See you Sunday afternoon and don't play the "peace be with you" card.
Re: your life isn't great ...scottiefreemanApril 23 2005, 14:11:37 UTC
Yea Midget you dumb fuck! Calling people a goose or headghog, or rat, even if you say it is all in fun and even a complement that you remembered there set at all is no way to make friends. Why don't you tell them how you truly feel? Let them know how every thing you do is calculated, how you know how to get the attention of the "Pigs" that have control, how even the job you have was planed from the start. You know you want to be a star! You don't love everyone and you never have.
Re: your life isn't great ...midgetfarmersApril 23 2005, 14:20:11 UTC
Oh brother Mat, no midget is not taking advice from the Wolf but midget MUST LEARN from the wolf... you see the wolf is an open source code to being human... most brothers hide the code well... the inner strugle we all face... brother wolf brings it all to the surface... can he teach you as well?
my life is a GREAT one little brother ... and maybe just maybe if you turn your head just a little to the left and up three degrees your perception will change and you can see that...
oh and as to begging anyone to sign ME up.. once again your perceptions are incorrect... all i ask is that someone will sign up my employee so that i do not have to sacrafice her time to go sign up on an ever changing list... sorry to be so money hungry... i do want to have enough to get a place come october and it has been a bleak winter if you don't remember
i care as much for The Wolf as i do for you, or anyone else on this planet... he teaches me many things about myself... you might want to learn from this brother my friend... you may be suprised what he can teach you... if you could take the time to stop laughing AT him ...
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You're getting advice from the Wolf? Sorry for even trying to speak sense to you. See you Sunday afternoon and don't play the "peace be with you" card.
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