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It is day two of the siege by the fly menace. They are finding ways into our impregnable fortress which no mere man can conceive. What brought this about? Why all the hostility from the insects?
I can only think of two possibilities. First possibility, is revenge. Revenge for that showdown not so long ago which I reported on this very journal. Maybe they just wanted blood. Or sugar. Second possibility, Reconnaissance. Now this one is mildly disturbing. The insect kingdom and I have always a good diplomatic relation (save that bug collection fiasco, sophomore year).
Regardless, my intel indicates about 45-50 fly casualties over the past two days. The attacks tend to be sporadic overall, with the enemy sending its troops in small squads of 2 to 3. Of special note are the newly empowered Green Species. These titans are able to take mid flight attacks and great forceful falls only to shake them off. These green elites are often seen amongst their grunt cohorts, though they are not above attacking as individuals. Whether or not the elites have any authority has yet to be determined as our cryptographers have yet to decode the fly tongue.
Tonight's battle was epic indeed. A mere hour ago, what will be known forever as the Taco Salad Massacre began as dinner started. The Fly Menace came swiftly, their spindly gossamer hum pervading the air as they attacked from all directions. I knew what had to be done. I grabbed my Swat-klaive, Hope's Bitter Demise, and fought. My father soon joined the battle and we were sorely outnumbered. I called out to them "Who do you think I am?.....I am Towering Jon, the Blood-Fisted Demon! I am the burning fangs of Hesiesh! You want seeds?!? I'll give you some god damn seeds!!!" I activated my Endless Wrath Prana(add an additional 5 aggravated damage to each attack for many scenes) and Dragon Graced Weapon. They did not last long, needless to say, and the massacre began.
I have sent more troops out to gather additional arms for tomorrow's impending battle, having cleaned up the bodies of the dead. I must retire to my chambers and meditate on this. Surely the attacks will continue tomorrow...but we will be ready.
I can only think of two possibilities. First possibility, is revenge. Revenge for that showdown not so long ago which I reported on this very journal. Maybe they just wanted blood. Or sugar. Second possibility, Reconnaissance. Now this one is mildly disturbing. The insect kingdom and I have always a good diplomatic relation (save that bug collection fiasco, sophomore year).
Regardless, my intel indicates about 45-50 fly casualties over the past two days. The attacks tend to be sporadic overall, with the enemy sending its troops in small squads of 2 to 3. Of special note are the newly empowered Green Species. These titans are able to take mid flight attacks and great forceful falls only to shake them off. These green elites are often seen amongst their grunt cohorts, though they are not above attacking as individuals. Whether or not the elites have any authority has yet to be determined as our cryptographers have yet to decode the fly tongue.
Tonight's battle was epic indeed. A mere hour ago, what will be known forever as the Taco Salad Massacre began as dinner started. The Fly Menace came swiftly, their spindly gossamer hum pervading the air as they attacked from all directions. I knew what had to be done. I grabbed my Swat-klaive, Hope's Bitter Demise, and fought. My father soon joined the battle and we were sorely outnumbered. I called out to them "Who do you think I am?.....I am Towering Jon, the Blood-Fisted Demon! I am the burning fangs of Hesiesh! You want seeds?!? I'll give you some god damn seeds!!!" I activated my Endless Wrath Prana(add an additional 5 aggravated damage to each attack for many scenes) and Dragon Graced Weapon. They did not last long, needless to say, and the massacre began.
I have sent more troops out to gather additional arms for tomorrow's impending battle, having cleaned up the bodies of the dead. I must retire to my chambers and meditate on this. Surely the attacks will continue tomorrow...but we will be ready.