Dec 07, 2007 23:13
So I can tell its getting closer to christmas because without fail my dreams become more ridiculously violent. There has to be something going on subconsciously with me around these times.
I dreamt that I forgot to do a book report for an english class so as punishment. I realized on the way to the front I was going to be put in some sort of torture device. It was dark in the classroom though so I hid a pistol as I was pushed to the front. I tried to reason with the teacher but she wouldn't have it, so I shot her mercilessly in the stomach and then between the eyes for good measure. Everyone panicked I tried to blend and escape but that didn't work so well. I woke up shortly thereafter.
I think the moral of the story here is that high school english is torture so you have to find your own "gun." That or the hummus I ate caused some kind of weird chemical inbalance.
Here's to the start of a weird december with even weirder dreams.