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Crazy Schizophrenic Conversation Thing
Kyle: Why can’t I think of a topic for this assignment? Seems to me like it should be pretty easy, just throw in a little of that good ol’ Kyle humor and call it good.
Stupidity: Yeah, too bad yer retarted.
Kyle: Whaa?! Who’re you!
Stupidity: Why, I’m your ignorance!
Kyle: What’s that mean?
Stupidity: Shut up.
Kyle: I’m sorry. But why do you plague me so with your presence?
Stupidity: Because you don’t even try anymore. You don’t even bring forth a vague attempt to think of a topic for anything! Look at you, yer typing about being plagued by stupidity!
Kyle: Again, quite sorry. However, it seems like lotsa effort to bother to overcome you and achieve all that mental greatness I’m sure I have stored inside.
Stupidity: Yeah, sure, greatness. Look, I’m here to get you to be less lazy. That’s why I “plague you so” (that was such a retarded thing to say).
Kyle: Hey, just because you put something in parenthesis doesn’t mean I can’t hear it.
Stupidity: I know this.
Kyle: Right.
Stupidity: Yes, so I’m here to force you to push past me to overcome your inherent problem of laziness. Better get to it, or else you’ll flunk everything. Ever.
Kyle: Ha, yeah. Maybe you should’ve come earlier… y’know, before I was flunking everything.
Stupidity: Yeah? Well maybe you should shut up!
Kyle: You shut up!
Stupidity: That was stupid. With a little more effort you could’ve said something less stupid. Y’see? Overcome your laziness and triumph.
Kyle: Fine, I will! You’ll see! I’ll break out of my shell of laziness, and thwart your evil curse upon me!
Stupidity: Ooo, thwart. Good word.
Kyle: Thanks.
Stupidity: Yeah, that’s what I’m here for. Look, I’m just gonna stick around until you start sucking less at everything.
Kyle: Yeah? Well I’m gonna kill you.
Stupidity: You can’t kill an idea. Stupidity is an idea.
Kyle: Yeah you can, Bush is trying.
(Note: witty allusion to war on terror)
Stupidity: Yes. Yes he is.
Kyle: Yeah! So uh… so there!
Stupidity: Good job, you got me.
Kyle: Yeah I did.
Stupidity: You’re retarded.
Kyle: Yeah, but that’s totally yer fault.
Stupidity: Yeah, probably.
Kyle: So go away!
Stupidity: Nah. I gotta stay ‘til you suck less, remember?
Kyle: I hate you.
Stupidity: I hate you too.
--yeah, so that's it.
Crazy Schizophrenic Conversation Thing
Kyle: Why can’t I think of a topic for this assignment? Seems to me like it should be pretty easy, just throw in a little of that good ol’ Kyle humor and call it good.
Stupidity: Yeah, too bad yer retarted.
Kyle: Whaa?! Who’re you!
Stupidity: Why, I’m your ignorance!
Kyle: What’s that mean?
Stupidity: Shut up.
Kyle: I’m sorry. But why do you plague me so with your presence?
Stupidity: Because you don’t even try anymore. You don’t even bring forth a vague attempt to think of a topic for anything! Look at you, yer typing about being plagued by stupidity!
Kyle: Again, quite sorry. However, it seems like lotsa effort to bother to overcome you and achieve all that mental greatness I’m sure I have stored inside.
Stupidity: Yeah, sure, greatness. Look, I’m here to get you to be less lazy. That’s why I “plague you so” (that was such a retarded thing to say).
Kyle: Hey, just because you put something in parenthesis doesn’t mean I can’t hear it.
Stupidity: I know this.
Kyle: Right.
Stupidity: Yes, so I’m here to force you to push past me to overcome your inherent problem of laziness. Better get to it, or else you’ll flunk everything. Ever.
Kyle: Ha, yeah. Maybe you should’ve come earlier… y’know, before I was flunking everything.
Stupidity: Yeah? Well maybe you should shut up!
Kyle: You shut up!
Stupidity: That was stupid. With a little more effort you could’ve said something less stupid. Y’see? Overcome your laziness and triumph.
Kyle: Fine, I will! You’ll see! I’ll break out of my shell of laziness, and thwart your evil curse upon me!
Stupidity: Ooo, thwart. Good word.
Kyle: Thanks.
Stupidity: Yeah, that’s what I’m here for. Look, I’m just gonna stick around until you start sucking less at everything.
Kyle: Yeah? Well I’m gonna kill you.
Stupidity: You can’t kill an idea. Stupidity is an idea.
Kyle: Yeah you can, Bush is trying.
(Note: witty allusion to war on terror)
Stupidity: Yes. Yes he is.
Kyle: Yeah! So uh… so there!
Stupidity: Good job, you got me.
Kyle: Yeah I did.
Stupidity: You’re retarded.
Kyle: Yeah, but that’s totally yer fault.
Stupidity: Yeah, probably.
Kyle: So go away!
Stupidity: Nah. I gotta stay ‘til you suck less, remember?
Kyle: I hate you.
Stupidity: I hate you too.
--yeah, so that's it.