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My roommate doesn’t exist.
I realize now that someone didn’t have enough space in their dorm room
So they dropped off all their extra crap in here
Then hired a homeless girl to pose as my new roomie
For 2 weeks.
And then they stopped paying her
So she went back to living under someone’s porch
And I am left with a room full of crap.
* * * * * * *
I decided I am going to get up at 8 a.m. everyday
And not take any naps
For at least a week, maybe two, maybe not,
And then if I still can’t fall asleep before 4 a.m.
Then I am going to buy sleeping pills. Straight-up.
This biatch is tired,
Of not being tired,
At the right time.
I realize now that someone didn’t have enough space in their dorm room
So they dropped off all their extra crap in here
Then hired a homeless girl to pose as my new roomie
For 2 weeks.
And then they stopped paying her
So she went back to living under someone’s porch
And I am left with a room full of crap.
* * * * * * *
I decided I am going to get up at 8 a.m. everyday
And not take any naps
For at least a week, maybe two, maybe not,
And then if I still can’t fall asleep before 4 a.m.
Then I am going to buy sleeping pills. Straight-up.
This biatch is tired,
Of not being tired,
At the right time.