Taking care of the drunk patient
Well, Kelsey got out of the hospital today--broken ribs, which she originally had before the battle, only she broke them worse now. She had to have surgery for them, pin them back together, and that's why we were in the hospital. She's still in a lot of pain, so we've got painkillers for her, but...
...Jack, you know that big pina colada palm tree she bought from you? The one she couldn't bear to sell to anyone else because she knew it'd be perfect in her living room? She's been having quite a bit when the painkillers wear off. I'm not going to say she's an addict or anything, but she's drinking enough to ensure she's too loopy to be pissed off about her injuries keeping her in bed or on the couch.
...Jack, you know that big pina colada palm tree she bought from you? The one she couldn't bear to sell to anyone else because she knew it'd be perfect in her living room? She's been having quite a bit when the painkillers wear off. I'm not going to say she's an addict or anything, but she's drinking enough to ensure she's too loopy to be pissed off about her injuries keeping her in bed or on the couch.