MANDOS RELEASE FORM
Mandos Release Form 22-AX22/909
NAME: Glimdoron the Bard
RACE: Rivendell Elf
PROFESSION: Annoying Bard
RELIGION: Tolkien Worshipper
LAST KNOWN GENDER:
[X] MALE
[ ] FEMALE
[] OTHER
If Other, Explain
CAUSE OF DEATH (SELECT ONE):
[ ] DIED IN BATTLE
[ ] DIED ON THE JOB
[ ] PLAGUE
[ ] WAR
[ ] FAMINE
[ ] TORTURE
[X] SUPERNATURAL CREATURE (Balrog, Maia, Sudden rain of herring)
[ ] NATURAL CAUSES
[X] OTHER
If Other, Explain:
While being a hollow, half-eaten chocolate candy elf, a copious amount of fireworks were placed inside my lower regions and detonated.
OCCUPATION/LIFE PURSUIT AMONG THE LIVING (SELECT ALL THAT APPLY):
[ ] ROYALTY
[ ] MERCHANT
[ ] HEALER
[ ] WARRIOR
[X ] KNIGHT
[ ] WIZARD
[ ] THEIF
[ ] BADGUY
[X] ARCHITECT
[X] ITALICS
[X] MINSTRAL
[ ] FARMER
[ ] FREELANCE WEB DESIGNER
[X] HOPELESS ASEXUAL BARD
[ ] COMPUTER HARDWARE CONSULTANT
REASON FOR RELEASE: I have a horrible need to write Filk, in order to upset Lady Anne, to drink myself silly at the White Rock Inn, Gondor, and to go sulk in the Green Dragon, Hobbiton
CHILDREN:
Melilot, adopted daughter.
ANY LAND OR PROPERTY:
Hollin Wood Kareoke Bar near the Malls of Moria
ANY UNIQUE ITEMS:
Anitharwyn, the wonder donkey.
My Donkey Cart,
The Unbreakable Lute, made by Celebrimbor
Lyre of Towers and Piers
Mysterious Pearl Necklace
Knight of Gondor chain mail and helm.
DO YOU HAVE ANY OBJECTION TO BEING REINCARNATED IN THE OPPOSSITE GENDER?
YES[]
NO[X]
EXPLAIN: Doesn't make any difference to me.
WHAT WAS YOUR ORIGINAL BODY?
Brenden Fraser in a long blonde wig.
WHAT OTHER BODIES HAVE YOU HAD:
I've been a Chocolate Elf, a Sh!t Demon, a pressed fairie in a book, and Kid Rock.
REQUESTED ALTERATIONS OF LAST PHYSICAL STATE:
[ ] RETURN TO ORIGINAL (UNALTERED NATURAL) BODY
[ ] LIMB REATTACHMENT/GENERAL REASSEMBLY
[ ] NONE
[X] OTHER:
I'm fairly sure my Mun will go on an Icon spree shortly after I'm released.
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FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
[ ] ACCEPT
[ ] REJECT
NOTES:
NAME: Glimdoron the Bard
RACE: Rivendell Elf
PROFESSION: Annoying Bard
RELIGION: Tolkien Worshipper
LAST KNOWN GENDER:
[X] MALE
[ ] FEMALE
[] OTHER
If Other, Explain
CAUSE OF DEATH (SELECT ONE):
[ ] DIED IN BATTLE
[ ] DIED ON THE JOB
[ ] PLAGUE
[ ] WAR
[ ] FAMINE
[ ] TORTURE
[X] SUPERNATURAL CREATURE (Balrog, Maia, Sudden rain of herring)
[ ] NATURAL CAUSES
[X] OTHER
If Other, Explain:
While being a hollow, half-eaten chocolate candy elf, a copious amount of fireworks were placed inside my lower regions and detonated.
OCCUPATION/LIFE PURSUIT AMONG THE LIVING (SELECT ALL THAT APPLY):
[ ] ROYALTY
[ ] MERCHANT
[ ] HEALER
[ ] WARRIOR
[X ] KNIGHT
[ ] WIZARD
[ ] THEIF
[ ] BADGUY
[X] ARCHITECT
[X] ITALICS
[X] MINSTRAL
[ ] FARMER
[ ] FREELANCE WEB DESIGNER
[X] HOPELESS ASEXUAL BARD
[ ] COMPUTER HARDWARE CONSULTANT
REASON FOR RELEASE: I have a horrible need to write Filk, in order to upset Lady Anne, to drink myself silly at the White Rock Inn, Gondor, and to go sulk in the Green Dragon, Hobbiton
CHILDREN:
Melilot, adopted daughter.
ANY LAND OR PROPERTY:
Hollin Wood Kareoke Bar near the Malls of Moria
ANY UNIQUE ITEMS:
Anitharwyn, the wonder donkey.
My Donkey Cart,
The Unbreakable Lute, made by Celebrimbor
Lyre of Towers and Piers
Mysterious Pearl Necklace
Knight of Gondor chain mail and helm.
DO YOU HAVE ANY OBJECTION TO BEING REINCARNATED IN THE OPPOSSITE GENDER?
YES[]
NO[X]
EXPLAIN: Doesn't make any difference to me.
WHAT WAS YOUR ORIGINAL BODY?
Brenden Fraser in a long blonde wig.
WHAT OTHER BODIES HAVE YOU HAD:
I've been a Chocolate Elf, a Sh!t Demon, a pressed fairie in a book, and Kid Rock.
REQUESTED ALTERATIONS OF LAST PHYSICAL STATE:
[ ] RETURN TO ORIGINAL (UNALTERED NATURAL) BODY
[ ] LIMB REATTACHMENT/GENERAL REASSEMBLY
[ ] NONE
[X] OTHER:
I'm fairly sure my Mun will go on an Icon spree shortly after I'm released.
--------------DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE--------------
FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
[ ] ACCEPT
[ ] REJECT
NOTES: