Zombies!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! This story from the AP cracked me up:
IOWA CITY, Iowa - Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.
A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.
The man then ran out a back door.
The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.
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In my opinion, the accuser was either nutso or a drunk-ass college student who'd seen Shaun of the Dead one too many times. Either way, HILARIOUS.