-your mom-
Today was pretty cool, me an matt hoff stuffed a honeybun full of poptarts, pizza cheese, snapple to soften it, tater tots and some fruit snacks. then we tried to give it to people which was mad funny cause there was all this nasty crap sticking out of the hole in the back. after school we did our prerace practice thing. during practice I could barely run because every single "your mom" joke is so funny, in the middle of my run I couldnt breathe because I was laughing so hard. then after practice I decided not to wear pants, so I walked around school in my spongebob boxers. I started dancing using erics ring tone and then this security guard yelled at me and wrote me up. it was definately funny enough to be worth it though. then at the pasta party everyone was swinging on a rope around the pond in doms backyard. I did it first because.....Im an idiot, a brave idiot. It was the funnest thing I ever did in my life. dom did it a bunch of times but hes a pro. dom saved my life since I did it like 4 times and 2 of them I almost fell in. b ward almost died it was pretty funny. then the grass caught on fire which was messed up, got my little medal and now Im home and have lots of homework so lat