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ALRIGHT. Another delicious story about a concert.
Tonight was Motion City Soundtrack, Hello Goodbye, Limbeck, and Maxeen. ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL! Ok, so the people who went were my sister Susan, Tania, and Holly. We hit MAJOR traffic on the way there, which sucked.
We arrived 20 minutes before the show, and stayed outside for a few minutes. The singer of Hello Goodbye, Forrest Kline walked by me and I said, "Forrest is a douche." So he walked over and was like "awwww, thanks, you're a douche too!" Hahah.
So we found a spot in the front. After 32948080293 hours of waiting, Hello Goodbye went on. They were ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL! From what I can remember, they played "Shimmy Shimmy Quarter Turn", "Bonny Taylor Shakedown", "Figures A and B", "Call and Return", "I Saw it on Your Keyboard", and "Homewrecker". Hello Goodbye's friends are absolutey the most annoying people ever. There was this group of like 5 sweaty tall scrawny guys who were kicking everyone's ass. By the last song, "Shimmy Shimmy Quarter Turn" (which is my favorite), those guys were getting too fucking violent. So I finally lashed out and fucking hit them in the face, back, stomach, whatever I could to MAKE THEM FEEL PAIN. And it worked. Fucking douchebags.
We were all really hot, so Holly and I left the pit and went outside so Holly could smoke. I saw Matt, the bassist of Motion City Soundtrack leaning up against a wall and he turned around and was like, "hey!!!!". So we talked for awhile, he being the cutie that he is. Then he went and took a piss and we watched part of Limbeck's set together.
I then saw Jesse, the keyboardist from Motion City Soundtrack. I said hi, we talked for a couple minutes. Then my friend Natalia and I went to the bathroom and some drunk girl talked about me getting alcohol in my cooch. It was really chill. Then some adorable asian girl asked if she could take a picture of me in the bathroom. I was a little confused, but I let her.
I went to the merch tables and saw Forrest Kline again. I was like, "ha I called you a douche earlier." And he's like, "yeah, it was fun, I called you a douche too!" And he started talking about how he remembered the first time we met back in a church show like a year and a half ago, hahaha.
Then I go back outside and I see the asian girl again. She tried to talk to me, but I really couldn't understand her. So we went further away from her friends together and talked for awhile. She was so rad! I found out she's 15, she lives like 2 hours away from me, and uhh, yeah. She didn't really like any of the bands there except Motion City. She was so impressed with the amount of bands I know, it was so cute. She randomly pulled out a deflated inflatable guitar out of her purse, so we inflated it to be cool. Oh, and her name is Joelle.
So Joelle and I started taking pictures together, but they were turning out bad. So then we saw Jesse Kurvink, the keyboardist of Hello Goodbye (what are the odds of both keyboardists from Motion City AND Hello Goodbye being named Jesse?)... And I walked over and I'm all, "hey will you take pictures of us?" and he goes, "sure!" and puts his arm around me to take a picture... and Joelle's all, "uhh no it was supposed to be OF us." It was so sad, lmfao. But then we did end up taking silly pictures with him, which was fun.
So some more stuff happened that I don't remember, and the time came for Motion City!!! So Joelle and I joined the pit again, and I found my sister and friends. The ASSHOLES in the pit started PUSHING BEFORE THE BAND WAS EVEN ON STAGE! We were like HEY ASSHOLES, THERE'S NO MUSIC! And there was some chola bitch with like pubes for hair, who kept elbowing us and calling us bitches. Oh man, I wanted to murder that whore.
So when Motion City actually started, THE PIT FUCKING SUCKED! You couldn't move or breathe! I lost my shoe like twice and my skirt was yanked down. So we got the FUCK OUT during the first song. So we stood on the sidelines, a good view as well. We lost Holly and Tania, so it was just me, Susan, and Joelle.
Motion City Soundtrack played (from what I remember) "Perfect Teeth", "Merry Without a Sound", "The Red Dress", "Modern Chemistry", "Boombox Generatin", "AOK", "The Future Freaks Me Out", "My Favorite Accident", and "Capital H".
During "The Red Dress", I called Cindy and let her hear some of it... Then "Merry Without a Sound"... This was because she couldn't make it to the show, and I couldn't stop thinking about her, so I HAD to show her I love her!!!! Then I called my lover Jesse (SO MANY JESSES) and recorded "The Future Freaks Me Out" on his answering machine.
CINDY I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS! It was so cute, when I was holding up my cellphone in the air during "Merry Without a Sound", I was rocking out and Matt looked over, smiled, nodded, and gave me a little rock action with his body (he just shook his ass a little), IT WAS SO CUTE! Lol.
So then after the show, I chilled with Motion City. I asked Matt for his sweat towel so I could either give it to Nikki or sell it on e-bay in a year. He was like "DUDE THAT'S GROSS!" because he didn't believe it wasn't for me. But he gave it to me anyway, hahaha. I got a poster signed by all the guys from Motion City for Nikki and a ticket stub signed by Jesse of Hello Goodbye.
Jesse from Motion City told me that they're making a new album in October, so they'll be back NEXT FUCKING YEAR!! That's okay, Cindy, WE'LL WAIT FOR THEM FOREVER! Then I had Justin (the singer of Motion City) and the Justin (the guitarist of Limbeck) make a voicemail greeting for my cellphone. It was the cutest ever, but I saved it wrong, so I lost it. I suck! So anyway, I chilled, took some pictures, grabbed some asses, told some people to not get naked, and HAD SOME FUN.
That's all kids, thank you very much, and I'll check ya lates!
Tonight was Motion City Soundtrack, Hello Goodbye, Limbeck, and Maxeen. ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL! Ok, so the people who went were my sister Susan, Tania, and Holly. We hit MAJOR traffic on the way there, which sucked.
We arrived 20 minutes before the show, and stayed outside for a few minutes. The singer of Hello Goodbye, Forrest Kline walked by me and I said, "Forrest is a douche." So he walked over and was like "awwww, thanks, you're a douche too!" Hahah.
So we found a spot in the front. After 32948080293 hours of waiting, Hello Goodbye went on. They were ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL! From what I can remember, they played "Shimmy Shimmy Quarter Turn", "Bonny Taylor Shakedown", "Figures A and B", "Call and Return", "I Saw it on Your Keyboard", and "Homewrecker". Hello Goodbye's friends are absolutey the most annoying people ever. There was this group of like 5 sweaty tall scrawny guys who were kicking everyone's ass. By the last song, "Shimmy Shimmy Quarter Turn" (which is my favorite), those guys were getting too fucking violent. So I finally lashed out and fucking hit them in the face, back, stomach, whatever I could to MAKE THEM FEEL PAIN. And it worked. Fucking douchebags.
We were all really hot, so Holly and I left the pit and went outside so Holly could smoke. I saw Matt, the bassist of Motion City Soundtrack leaning up against a wall and he turned around and was like, "hey!!!!". So we talked for awhile, he being the cutie that he is. Then he went and took a piss and we watched part of Limbeck's set together.
I then saw Jesse, the keyboardist from Motion City Soundtrack. I said hi, we talked for a couple minutes. Then my friend Natalia and I went to the bathroom and some drunk girl talked about me getting alcohol in my cooch. It was really chill. Then some adorable asian girl asked if she could take a picture of me in the bathroom. I was a little confused, but I let her.
I went to the merch tables and saw Forrest Kline again. I was like, "ha I called you a douche earlier." And he's like, "yeah, it was fun, I called you a douche too!" And he started talking about how he remembered the first time we met back in a church show like a year and a half ago, hahaha.
Then I go back outside and I see the asian girl again. She tried to talk to me, but I really couldn't understand her. So we went further away from her friends together and talked for awhile. She was so rad! I found out she's 15, she lives like 2 hours away from me, and uhh, yeah. She didn't really like any of the bands there except Motion City. She was so impressed with the amount of bands I know, it was so cute. She randomly pulled out a deflated inflatable guitar out of her purse, so we inflated it to be cool. Oh, and her name is Joelle.
So Joelle and I started taking pictures together, but they were turning out bad. So then we saw Jesse Kurvink, the keyboardist of Hello Goodbye (what are the odds of both keyboardists from Motion City AND Hello Goodbye being named Jesse?)... And I walked over and I'm all, "hey will you take pictures of us?" and he goes, "sure!" and puts his arm around me to take a picture... and Joelle's all, "uhh no it was supposed to be OF us." It was so sad, lmfao. But then we did end up taking silly pictures with him, which was fun.
So some more stuff happened that I don't remember, and the time came for Motion City!!! So Joelle and I joined the pit again, and I found my sister and friends. The ASSHOLES in the pit started PUSHING BEFORE THE BAND WAS EVEN ON STAGE! We were like HEY ASSHOLES, THERE'S NO MUSIC! And there was some chola bitch with like pubes for hair, who kept elbowing us and calling us bitches. Oh man, I wanted to murder that whore.
So when Motion City actually started, THE PIT FUCKING SUCKED! You couldn't move or breathe! I lost my shoe like twice and my skirt was yanked down. So we got the FUCK OUT during the first song. So we stood on the sidelines, a good view as well. We lost Holly and Tania, so it was just me, Susan, and Joelle.
Motion City Soundtrack played (from what I remember) "Perfect Teeth", "Merry Without a Sound", "The Red Dress", "Modern Chemistry", "Boombox Generatin", "AOK", "The Future Freaks Me Out", "My Favorite Accident", and "Capital H".
During "The Red Dress", I called Cindy and let her hear some of it... Then "Merry Without a Sound"... This was because she couldn't make it to the show, and I couldn't stop thinking about her, so I HAD to show her I love her!!!! Then I called my lover Jesse (SO MANY JESSES) and recorded "The Future Freaks Me Out" on his answering machine.
CINDY I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS! It was so cute, when I was holding up my cellphone in the air during "Merry Without a Sound", I was rocking out and Matt looked over, smiled, nodded, and gave me a little rock action with his body (he just shook his ass a little), IT WAS SO CUTE! Lol.
So then after the show, I chilled with Motion City. I asked Matt for his sweat towel so I could either give it to Nikki or sell it on e-bay in a year. He was like "DUDE THAT'S GROSS!" because he didn't believe it wasn't for me. But he gave it to me anyway, hahaha. I got a poster signed by all the guys from Motion City for Nikki and a ticket stub signed by Jesse of Hello Goodbye.
Jesse from Motion City told me that they're making a new album in October, so they'll be back NEXT FUCKING YEAR!! That's okay, Cindy, WE'LL WAIT FOR THEM FOREVER! Then I had Justin (the singer of Motion City) and the Justin (the guitarist of Limbeck) make a voicemail greeting for my cellphone. It was the cutest ever, but I saved it wrong, so I lost it. I suck! So anyway, I chilled, took some pictures, grabbed some asses, told some people to not get naked, and HAD SOME FUN.
That's all kids, thank you very much, and I'll check ya lates!