01 rocket punch | voice

Sep 16, 2010 22:57

[click! the phone receiver picks up to part of whoever is using it mumbling to himself]

-don't even have a cell phone here! This thing is so old, you have to spin it to get the numbers and everything ( Read more... )

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vaimoksein September 18 2010, 01:57:21 UTC
Sealand! It's really you?

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micronational September 18 2010, 02:00:57 UTC
Finland! Finlaaaand, this place is awful. They kidnapped me and don't even have any angry guards or internet.

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vaimoksein September 18 2010, 02:04:35 UTC
All of us were kidnapped, actually.... but I swear it's not as bad as it sounds! There's plenty of food and water and it's a lot like a normal town here, but.... this is 1950's America and some of the people here are droned, or brainwashed.

You'll get back some of your things from home after a while! Though I don't think the internet is one of them. Maybe just your laptop?

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micronational September 18 2010, 02:08:16 UTC
[fixing on the most important part of this statement] Brainwashed? Aha, I knew it! I knew there had to be something cooler than a loopy road here.

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vaimoksein September 18 2010, 02:09:58 UTC
[CLEARLY.]

How should I put it.... If you see anyone that's always smiling and calls you Peter before you've told them your name, those are the drones. They'll act like you've lived here all of your life.

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micronational September 18 2010, 02:12:20 UTC
Right, ok. How do I get rid of them?

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vaimoksein September 18 2010, 02:14:33 UTC
I don't think that's possible.

[And as an added afterthought:]

Please don't try anything....

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micronational September 18 2010, 02:15:27 UTC
[TOO LATE] Never say impossible! We just need to figure out which movie they're taking after, and then we can clear the town.

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vaimoksein September 18 2010, 02:19:52 UTC
But they come back if something happens to them. Like a video game.

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micronational September 18 2010, 02:21:19 UTC
So we just have to clear the level. Don't worry, we've got the player advantage!

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vaimoksein September 18 2010, 02:24:23 UTC
But they can brainwash you too if you try something like that. Besides, it's dangerous, right? I know that you're adventurous and all, but there are plenty of other things to do in this town.

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micronational September 18 2010, 02:29:28 UTC
You don't have to worry about that - my will's too strong to submit to mind control! And it doesn't sound like anything fun happens anyway.

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vaimoksein September 18 2010, 02:30:43 UTC
How about going bowling instead?

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micronational September 18 2010, 02:34:13 UTC
Will you buy me a pizza?

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vaimoksein September 18 2010, 02:42:01 UTC
Only if it'll keep you out of trouble.

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micronational September 18 2010, 02:43:04 UTC
I don't get into trouble...some people are just jerks.

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