Randy likes to do memes when he should be doing work
This is one of those stupid memes in which you google "(your name) (does something" and see what comes up. In this case, it's "Randy likes to."
Here are the first 10 results, in order, followed by a parenthetical commentary on each:
-Randy likes to like things. (this is true, but only when things are worth liking)
-Randy likes to tug at our heartstrings. (not typically, but I like to manipulate people's emotions when they're open to it)
-Randy likes to get value for his money. (of course I do, who doesn't?)
-Randy likes to daydream and is apt to have many wishes and illusions that rarely have a chance to materialize. (yep)
-Randy likes to play hockey, coach softball, jam, listen to loud music, and use Flock to check for Facebook updates when he should be coding. (I like to jam and listen to loud music, but I never find myself in a position where I should be coding)
-Randy likes to drink! (duh!)
-Randy likes to ride 4-wheelers, work in his garage, spend time on his parent’s dairy, and just have fun as a family. (I have enjoyed riding 4-wheelers in the past, but it's not something I generally do. I don't have a garage, and my parents don't have a dairy, unfortunately. I like to have fun. As a family? Sure, I like to have fun in any was possible!)
-Randy likes to spend time with his family, watch football, hike, read, and view and collect classic movies. (I like to spend time with my family, but usually in small doses. I love 'em, but you know how families can be. Football, no. I actually really enjoy hiking, but I rarely do it. I don't collect movies, but I do enjoy watching them, classic or otherwise)
-Randy likes to go seadooing and tubing, skiing and snowboarding, and golfing. (I've gone seadooing once, and it was fun. I'd like to do it again. Unless "seadooing" is a euphemism for taking a dump in the sea. In which case, no, that's gross. I used to ski when I lived in Connecticut and thoroughly enjoyed it, but I never snowboarded. Fuck a buncha' golf)
-Randy likes to maintain as private a life as a future Pro Football Hall of Famer can, and wants the same for his offspring. (uhhh... last time I checked I wasn't a pro football player. I guess if my offspring are future pro football hall of famers, I'd like them to maintain private lives if that's what they want)
Boy, that was a silly waste of time.
Here are the first 10 results, in order, followed by a parenthetical commentary on each:
-Randy likes to like things. (this is true, but only when things are worth liking)
-Randy likes to tug at our heartstrings. (not typically, but I like to manipulate people's emotions when they're open to it)
-Randy likes to get value for his money. (of course I do, who doesn't?)
-Randy likes to daydream and is apt to have many wishes and illusions that rarely have a chance to materialize. (yep)
-Randy likes to play hockey, coach softball, jam, listen to loud music, and use Flock to check for Facebook updates when he should be coding. (I like to jam and listen to loud music, but I never find myself in a position where I should be coding)
-Randy likes to drink! (duh!)
-Randy likes to ride 4-wheelers, work in his garage, spend time on his parent’s dairy, and just have fun as a family. (I have enjoyed riding 4-wheelers in the past, but it's not something I generally do. I don't have a garage, and my parents don't have a dairy, unfortunately. I like to have fun. As a family? Sure, I like to have fun in any was possible!)
-Randy likes to spend time with his family, watch football, hike, read, and view and collect classic movies. (I like to spend time with my family, but usually in small doses. I love 'em, but you know how families can be. Football, no. I actually really enjoy hiking, but I rarely do it. I don't collect movies, but I do enjoy watching them, classic or otherwise)
-Randy likes to go seadooing and tubing, skiing and snowboarding, and golfing. (I've gone seadooing once, and it was fun. I'd like to do it again. Unless "seadooing" is a euphemism for taking a dump in the sea. In which case, no, that's gross. I used to ski when I lived in Connecticut and thoroughly enjoyed it, but I never snowboarded. Fuck a buncha' golf)
-Randy likes to maintain as private a life as a future Pro Football Hall of Famer can, and wants the same for his offspring. (uhhh... last time I checked I wasn't a pro football player. I guess if my offspring are future pro football hall of famers, I'd like them to maintain private lives if that's what they want)
Boy, that was a silly waste of time.