Feb 01, 2008 16:28
My friend Evan had to do a test thingy story arc whatever for this new job he is getting and another friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, presented this in reply.
"Quest Arc Description:
A young man must visit L.A. in order to have fun and forge new
relationships with interesting people.
Quest 1:
Escape from LAX.
Summary:
Wise pimp-sage Ialocin recommends that the player visit his friends in
LA. Thee player must find and leave LAX with a friend and avoid
falling pray to solicitors and customs officer rapists.
Quest Giver:
Ialocin is a tall, handsome man from across the ocean. He speaks with
an indeterminate accent and has Nordic features. He favours black
clothes and suffers from ennui. Note that the character is not present
for the scene, but he may be reached by phone.
Intro Text: Go visit my old friends Crystal and Beastman Evan in LA.
They have certain items of mine that may aid you in the future, and
they can be powerful allies in struggles ahead. Oh, and while you're
in LA... Track down Bai Ling and bring her to me. I have a ticket for
you here, and I have arranged for them to meet you at the terminal in
LAX. Crystal has purple hair and Beastman is an orange creature. You
can't miss them.
Incomplete Text: (phonecall) Are you in LAX still? Well, asshat, if
you can't find them at the terminal then wander around and look for
them.
.
Complete Text: So you've found them. What are you calling me for?
Anyway. Give them my best. I suggest you go to Fat Burger and recoupe
after that flight.
Objective Details:
Talk - Talk to Beastman Evan or Crystal. Avoid - Avoid Solicitors and
customs officers who give cavity searches.
Objective Description: Talk - Talk to Crystal in terminal H or
Beastman Evan in the Parking Structure.
Objective Complete Text: You've found Crystal or Beastman Evan. Get
them to take you home to Park LaBrea.
Quest 2: Dull and boring
Summary: Player must convince Beastman Evan that he is not dull and
boring in order to convince him to go to Fat Burger.
Quest Giver:
Beastman Evan. Strange creature with orange fur, apelike features.
Indeterminate age. Approx. 5.10 ft in
height. His clothing should look as if it's collected from whatever
wasn't dirty. He smells like cabbage. The most visually
distinctive part of Beastman is his shiny smooth forehead that has
unfortunately seen better times.
Intro Text: So, you'd like me to take you to Fat Burger? Well my
friend Robert said you seemed pretty dull and boring to him, so how
about you prove to me that you're not by raping my friend Chris and
getting some pictures of it, and I will take you that legendary place.
Use this camera.
Incomplete Text:
Ahhhh, I see you're as dull as you are boring.
Now, what did I ask you to do? Oh yes, I recall now… LOOK ALIVE!
Complete Text:
Ooooh, you've given me what I need. Aren't you amazing?
Whatever. I'll take you to Fat Burger.
Objective Details:
Rape ‐ Rape Chris and take pictures of it
Objective Description:
Go to Bar Sinister. Find Chris and rape him on camera. Bring the
pictures back to Beastman Evan.
Objective Complete Text: You've raped Chris! Return to Beastman Evan
with pictures.
Quest 3: Fa... Fag Burger?
Summary:
On the way to Fat Burger Beastman Evan tells the player that he's
gonna tell everyone that the player is a fag and that he has pictures
to prove it. Beastman Evan speeds off and the player must seek the
advice of Ice Cube who is sitting in the burger place.
Quest Giver: Beastman Evan.
Intro Text: Let's see you find your own damn way to Fat Burger, you
fucking fag! And I'll bet you anything that Ice Cube isn't really
there!
Incomplete Text: Huh, that's funny. I don't recall thinking I wanted to see
you anymore.
Complete Text: (Ice Cube) You may be a foreign cracka, but you can eat
burgers like a black man. You' da man!
Objec ve Details:
Find - Find Fat Burger and Ice Cube. Do not get picked up by LA Pervs
en route (Brandon, Schno, Yana).
Objective Description: Go to Fat Burger and encounter Ice Cube.
Objective Complete Text:
You sit down across from Cube with your big burger meal.
Quest 4: Catnapping
Summary:
The player must sneak into Park LaBrea and sneak past Crystal to
snatch all cats in the apartment.
Quest Giver: Ice Cube. Ice is a husky black man in his late 30s. He
has a short beard and short hair and wears black clothes and a Raiders
cap. He is armed with a brick, and an AK-47.
Intro Text: Man, I can tell you ain't no fag. That orange dude right
there, he de fag here. What you need is leverage. He say he got pics
to prove you a fag? Find sumptim he wanna trade dat shit fo. Like if
he gots a cat or a marmot or sumptim, you can grab that and hold it
hostage till he agrees to an exchange.
Incomplete Text: You back here without nuthin? Man, maybe you ain't
the badass mofo I thought you were. Now get to it befo I bust a cap in
yo ass.
Complete Text: (Ice Cube) Man, that ain't half bad for a cracka. I see
you got a grand total of three furry little fuckers.If you can't trade
those for those pictures, I know where you can trade them for a bag of
weed and some punani.
Objective Details:
Steal ‐ Three Cats, Kill - 3 rentacops, 2 neighbours, Sneak past -
Sleeping Crystal
Objective Description: Find the three cats in Park LaBrea in or near
Beastman Evans apartment.
Use stealth to avoid waking Crystal who will alert Beastman Evan if
she sees the player. Crystal will go back to sleep 20 minutes after an
incident where she is only woken up by noise.
Kill any Park LaBrea security.
Kill any neighbours.
Objective Complete Text:
You've got the cats! Take them back to Ice Cube.
Quest 5: The exchange
Summary
The player needs to take the cats in a bag to the club Dark Room and
exchange them for the incriminating pictures.
Quest Giver: Ice Cube
Intro Text:
Now, whatever dat orange nigga has, he will wanna trade for those
cats. If you go to Dark Room, I bet you will find him there and you
can make the exchange. Just be careful no one gets you drunk and takes
advantage.
Incomplete Text: (Ice Cube) Man, you keep coming back here looking
like you buzzed. Didn't I tell you I would get my AK and bust a cap in
you?
Complete Text:
I guess you wanna trade those cats for the pictures huh? Seems fair
enough, man. Take them! Hell, I was only kidding. I hope you can
appreciate that it was just a joke. Say, how about we go look for some
women here? It's like a buffet of hot bitches in heat.
Objective Details: Talk - Beastman Evan, Give - Cats to Beastman Evan.
Objective Description: Go into the tnightclub Dark Room and talk to
Beastman Evan.
Give the bag with cats to Beastman Evan in exchange for pictures.
Objective Complete Text:You've restored your rep as a ladies' man!
Creature Description
Hollywood pervs:
The Hollywood pervs are zombies that look like they're made of paste
with teeth that are ruined by drug use and hair deprived of nutrients.
Because they are zombies they
last forever unless killed by players and end up becoming petrified in
the locations
that don't have much motion. Everywhere but the mouth and genitals.
They are known to speak hefty doses of untruths and promise easy ways
to gain wealth and/power. Since they are zombies
their bite causes the players to get a disease which can be healed if
done quickly
enough. The Hollywood pervs blend with guests in night clubs and can
be found in the street as well. They enjoy S&M and claim to be
bisexual."