Scary new tech thing...
Annie just sorted me out with a livejournal ID and wandered away from the PC having completed the setup nonchalantly saying "there you go it's all set up, now write something... and make it entertaining damn you..."
So of course I now have total writers block - it's like saying "sing something" to someone. As soon as the words appear from the singee's mouth, the singer loses their entire repertoire.
Anyway, in line with the current fad
10 things I've done that my friends are unlikely to have..
1. Thrown 10,000 loaves of bread into the waste bin at 3am in the morning.
2. Played trumpet for Omar Sharif.
3. Got a tune out of a bath towel.
4. Crashed into the local deputy chief constable of police's car and not got booked.
5. Organised a political demonstration against unfair regulation of public music performance.
6. Appeared on stage at the 100 Club, Oxford Street.
7. Had my chest hair named.
8. Carried out underpinning to a building's foundations.
9. Played on the same bill as a 3 legged ballerina, a bottle orchestra, an adult rated Punch and Judy show and PJ Proby (OK PJ Proby could probably say he'd done this - but the guy was a jerk so I'm not worried about having him as a friend..).
10. Added the outline of my shoe to the number of other tradesmens shoe tracings on a lead church roof as part of the 4-500 year tradition of leaving a mark to show you'd worked there.
By the way, if anyone out there knows what a meme is please let me know. :-)
So of course I now have total writers block - it's like saying "sing something" to someone. As soon as the words appear from the singee's mouth, the singer loses their entire repertoire.
Anyway, in line with the current fad
10 things I've done that my friends are unlikely to have..
1. Thrown 10,000 loaves of bread into the waste bin at 3am in the morning.
2. Played trumpet for Omar Sharif.
3. Got a tune out of a bath towel.
4. Crashed into the local deputy chief constable of police's car and not got booked.
5. Organised a political demonstration against unfair regulation of public music performance.
6. Appeared on stage at the 100 Club, Oxford Street.
7. Had my chest hair named.
8. Carried out underpinning to a building's foundations.
9. Played on the same bill as a 3 legged ballerina, a bottle orchestra, an adult rated Punch and Judy show and PJ Proby (OK PJ Proby could probably say he'd done this - but the guy was a jerk so I'm not worried about having him as a friend..).
10. Added the outline of my shoe to the number of other tradesmens shoe tracings on a lead church roof as part of the 4-500 year tradition of leaving a mark to show you'd worked there.
By the way, if anyone out there knows what a meme is please let me know. :-)