Can't Hardly Wait
Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night 'playing' with Mary. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out. He screams, "Waiter! Waiter! Come over here!"
The waiter says, "Can I help you, sir?" Gary yells, "There's a hair in my spaghetti! Get it the fuck out of here!" The waiter apologizes up and down as he quickly takes the spaghetti away. Mary looks over at Gary, and shaking her head, she whispers, "What a hypocrite you are. You spent most of last night with your face full of hair." Gary says, "Yeah? Well, how long do you think I'd have stayed if I found a piece of spaghetti in there?"
Zoology Test.........96
Prin. of Mgmt Test...94
Argentina Speech.....A
Hockey Speech........A
World Lit Essay 1....B+
Prin. of Mgmt Essay..A
Zoology Lab Quiz 1...90
Zoology Lab Quiz 2...100
Philosophy Test......87...Bastard Teacher!
World Lit Midterm....Taken tonight...I think I got an A.
Prin. of Mgmt Test 2..Thursday AM...This one is going to suck.
So far I am alive still. Hopefully I can keep it that way. If I don't, they better give me my damn $15 back for graduation fees. Haha.
So I am moving back to Timberlinks in April. I will be moving into an Apt. just like the one I had there with Mandy or one a little bigger. Hopefully Marco will be able to join me there. If not though, I will have an office, and that would be okay, but I am hoping he comes just so we can have our Token Mexican back. Not to mention, we will be able to start our Art Museum business once he gets here. Today is the day we turn in our 30 day notice.....goodbye house....We really need to do something here before we move....like blow something up, or jump off something.
Good Lord, I cannot stop listening to James Blunt. He needs a new CD already.
Oh yeah, HOORAY for end of the month! I close $25,000 out today.
The waiter says, "Can I help you, sir?" Gary yells, "There's a hair in my spaghetti! Get it the fuck out of here!" The waiter apologizes up and down as he quickly takes the spaghetti away. Mary looks over at Gary, and shaking her head, she whispers, "What a hypocrite you are. You spent most of last night with your face full of hair." Gary says, "Yeah? Well, how long do you think I'd have stayed if I found a piece of spaghetti in there?"
Zoology Test.........96
Prin. of Mgmt Test...94
Argentina Speech.....A
Hockey Speech........A
World Lit Essay 1....B+
Prin. of Mgmt Essay..A
Zoology Lab Quiz 1...90
Zoology Lab Quiz 2...100
Philosophy Test......87...Bastard Teacher!
World Lit Midterm....Taken tonight...I think I got an A.
Prin. of Mgmt Test 2..Thursday AM...This one is going to suck.
So far I am alive still. Hopefully I can keep it that way. If I don't, they better give me my damn $15 back for graduation fees. Haha.
So I am moving back to Timberlinks in April. I will be moving into an Apt. just like the one I had there with Mandy or one a little bigger. Hopefully Marco will be able to join me there. If not though, I will have an office, and that would be okay, but I am hoping he comes just so we can have our Token Mexican back. Not to mention, we will be able to start our Art Museum business once he gets here. Today is the day we turn in our 30 day notice.....goodbye house....We really need to do something here before we move....like blow something up, or jump off something.
Good Lord, I cannot stop listening to James Blunt. He needs a new CD already.
Oh yeah, HOORAY for end of the month! I close $25,000 out today.