Hmmmm....
It appears that (according to several on-line sex shops) that these mythical vibrating vaginas I've heard about actually do exist! And even better, they come with multiple speeds.
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Does anyone really think that the "lesser" speeds will be used? I mean, why in God's name would I choose a slower speed over the faster?
"No, no, magical vibrating gelatinous mass of vagina-like substance, slow it down."
Yeah, right.
Full speed ahead, Cap'n, and damn the torpedoes! We're going into harm's way, baby!
?
Does anyone really think that the "lesser" speeds will be used? I mean, why in God's name would I choose a slower speed over the faster?
"No, no, magical vibrating gelatinous mass of vagina-like substance, slow it down."
Yeah, right.
Full speed ahead, Cap'n, and damn the torpedoes! We're going into harm's way, baby!