the list.
IT'S LIKE INSOMIA, OH OH ~!
chocob0 ninja (5:47:52 PM): tell him
chocob0 ninja (5:48:05 PM): he better be prepared to meet the following criteria or else
chocob0 ninja (5:48:09 PM): he will be beat up
rachel's list of "requirements that darius angelo bolor better fucking pass or else."
UPDATED 30909 . see 101-35 .
the bolded parts are the ones that I find really funny.[:
1.) nice
2.) trust-worthy
3.) COMMITTED
4.) smart
5.) hard-working
6.) social
7.) talented
8.) not slow
9.) interested in the same things as you
10.) not as asshole to your friends. ESP ME<3
11.) able to make you happyful
12.) able to see you here and there
13.) able to communicate with you frequently
14.) able to pursue meaningful conversations
15.) willing to put you above others
16.) good hygiene
17.) beat me in naruto or he still fucking fails
18.) show everyone that he's actually good at b-boying
19.) prove he's actually athletic
20.) he has to be more asian on the inside
21.) he has to be able to know you well
22.) he can't be too complicated but not so simple it's sad
23.) he has to be responsible
24.) he has to be nice to asian parents
25.) he has to look your dad straight in the eye one day
26.) no player` stuff
27.) anti-pimp
28.) he has to be a gentlemen
29.) he better not ditch you
30.) he has to be bf-ly in front of his homies
31.) he better have a fucking gpa higher than 2.0
32.) he better play a musical instrument
33.) he better familiarize himself with asian boy band groups preferrbly farenheit, big bang, & dbsk
34.) he better have lots of hobbies
35.) he better compliment you
36.) he has to be willing to help you
37.) he better dress nice
38.) he better be something
39.) he better be spending time wisely
40.) he should wear glasses and have raven-blue-black hair (just kidding)
41.) he better be chill with ALLLL your friends
42.) he better hug you regularly
43.) he better teach you how to b-girl
44.) he better talk to you regularly through aim, cell, games, & real life
45.) he better not be perverted
46.) he has to offer you stuff
47.) he has to buy you stuff
48.) he has to learn how to pull a johnny/reginald/martin
49.) he better have a nice laugh/smile
50.) he better drive responsibly
51.) he better have a clean room
52.) he better have nice eyebrows
53.) he better wear something other than black
54.) he better be bombass at dissidia or automatic fail
55.) he better be able to beat you in dissidia or he fails at life
56.) he better learn how to speak cantonese or even freaking tagalog
57.) he better have GOOD POSTURE
58.) he better have good handwriting so he can write notes
59.) he better have a good, clean appearance
60.) no clingyness but he should want to be with you
61.) he better not attain stalker-level
62.) he better look like someone from final fantasy or asian medi
63.) he better like the scent of your perfume
64.) he better like kids
65.) he better like your sister
66.) he better have some jealously in him but not a lot
67.) he better not ignore you
68.) he better be there for you
69.) he better like the smell of asian shit like your house[:
70.) he better like buddhism or better yet be buddhist / he better be buddhist and catholic cuz i don't like people who aren't
71.) he better like cute stuff
72.) he better like your dog
73.) he better call your parents whatever dad/mom means in cantonese
74.) he better be good at every sport
75.) he better know how to fight cuz ima kick his ass if he fails
76.) he better like you
77.) he has to be lucky
78.) he has to be charming
79.) he has to sparkle in the sun
80.) he has to be ninja
81.) he has to be fast
82.) he has to be strong
83.) he has to be anti-Chris Brown and anti-Rihanna
84.) he better not do anything on the "What Guys Sould Not Say to Girls List"
85.) he better have a past he's willing to share with you
86.) he has to be mindful that he like to talk like a gangster ("di$ be doreen, foo")
87.) he better be protective
88.) he better be humorous, have a great sense of humor, know how to crack jokes esp. gamer ones
89.) he better have a great future
90.) he better have real cool asian hair like jeffery hoang
91.) he better be funny like ricky
92.) he better be easy to be friends with like richard nguyen
93.) he better be caring
94.) he better treat you right
95.) he better know how to beatbox, rap, & cypher
96.) he better be a dork like you lik them rofl
97.) he better not be a fagboy
98.) he better not be emo
99.) he better know how to roll with the math nerds
100.) he just better be fucking amazing for you
101.) he better not say he's bored
102.) he better give good advice when you're bored
103.) he better like biggs
104.) he better listen to you
105.) he better not always talk about himself
106.) he better not ~oooooogle~ over you that it's disgusting
107.) he better have his shoe laces tied
108.) he should be good at blitzball like tidus
109.) he should be as op as tidus but never admit it
110.) he should be modest but not up to the point where it's smackable
111.) he better the warrior to your rogue
112.) he better learn how to like naruto more than me
113.) he better never wear weird hats like g-dragon
114.) he better never have tae yang's corn-braids or w/e
115.) he better sing as good as BoA
116.) if he wanted a crazy mohawk and had to choose between reno or rude he'd better frickin choose reno
117.) he better know how to touch his toes
118.) he better be able to spin pencils
119.) he better know how to not get keyboard-raped
120.) he better know how to do the splits
121.) he better not fucking fail humanities again
122.) he better take something better than humanities
123.) he better know how to bow
124.) he better know how to smile
125.) he better use deodorant
126.) he better not use TOO much colonge
127.) he better have shirts of different colors
128.) he better have multiple shoe pairs
129.) he should have gone to... las vegas & asia
130.) he better address you as "my lady, doreen"
131.) if this was pokemon and he was ash, he'd better take out a pokeball and make sure it's a doreenmon and say "Doreenmon, I CHOOSE YOU<3"
132.) he better know what QED means
133.) if life was final fantasy he frickin better have a badass sword, level up to "angelic knight," and protect you, princess of the highlands
134.) he better not steal candy from little kids
135.) he better not steal asian food from asian students like biggs
chocob0 ninja (5:47:52 PM): tell him
chocob0 ninja (5:48:05 PM): he better be prepared to meet the following criteria or else
chocob0 ninja (5:48:09 PM): he will be beat up
rachel's list of "requirements that darius angelo bolor better fucking pass or else."
UPDATED 30909 . see 101-35 .
the bolded parts are the ones that I find really funny.[:
1.) nice
2.) trust-worthy
3.) COMMITTED
4.) smart
5.) hard-working
6.) social
7.) talented
8.) not slow
9.) interested in the same things as you
10.) not as asshole to your friends. ESP ME<3
11.) able to make you happyful
12.) able to see you here and there
13.) able to communicate with you frequently
14.) able to pursue meaningful conversations
15.) willing to put you above others
16.) good hygiene
17.) beat me in naruto or he still fucking fails
18.) show everyone that he's actually good at b-boying
19.) prove he's actually athletic
20.) he has to be more asian on the inside
21.) he has to be able to know you well
22.) he can't be too complicated but not so simple it's sad
23.) he has to be responsible
24.) he has to be nice to asian parents
25.) he has to look your dad straight in the eye one day
26.) no player` stuff
27.) anti-pimp
28.) he has to be a gentlemen
29.) he better not ditch you
30.) he has to be bf-ly in front of his homies
31.) he better have a fucking gpa higher than 2.0
32.) he better play a musical instrument
33.) he better familiarize himself with asian boy band groups preferrbly farenheit, big bang, & dbsk
34.) he better have lots of hobbies
35.) he better compliment you
36.) he has to be willing to help you
37.) he better dress nice
38.) he better be something
39.) he better be spending time wisely
40.) he should wear glasses and have raven-blue-black hair (just kidding)
41.) he better be chill with ALLLL your friends
42.) he better hug you regularly
43.) he better teach you how to b-girl
44.) he better talk to you regularly through aim, cell, games, & real life
45.) he better not be perverted
46.) he has to offer you stuff
47.) he has to buy you stuff
48.) he has to learn how to pull a johnny/reginald/martin
49.) he better have a nice laugh/smile
50.) he better drive responsibly
51.) he better have a clean room
52.) he better have nice eyebrows
53.) he better wear something other than black
54.) he better be bombass at dissidia or automatic fail
55.) he better be able to beat you in dissidia or he fails at life
56.) he better learn how to speak cantonese or even freaking tagalog
57.) he better have GOOD POSTURE
58.) he better have good handwriting so he can write notes
59.) he better have a good, clean appearance
60.) no clingyness but he should want to be with you
61.) he better not attain stalker-level
62.) he better look like someone from final fantasy or asian medi
63.) he better like the scent of your perfume
64.) he better like kids
65.) he better like your sister
66.) he better have some jealously in him but not a lot
67.) he better not ignore you
68.) he better be there for you
69.) he better like the smell of asian shit like your house[:
70.) he better like buddhism or better yet be buddhist / he better be buddhist and catholic cuz i don't like people who aren't
71.) he better like cute stuff
72.) he better like your dog
73.) he better call your parents whatever dad/mom means in cantonese
74.) he better be good at every sport
75.) he better know how to fight cuz ima kick his ass if he fails
76.) he better like you
77.) he has to be lucky
78.) he has to be charming
79.) he has to sparkle in the sun
80.) he has to be ninja
81.) he has to be fast
82.) he has to be strong
83.) he has to be anti-Chris Brown and anti-Rihanna
84.) he better not do anything on the "What Guys Sould Not Say to Girls List"
85.) he better have a past he's willing to share with you
86.) he has to be mindful that he like to talk like a gangster ("di$ be doreen, foo")
87.) he better be protective
88.) he better be humorous, have a great sense of humor, know how to crack jokes esp. gamer ones
89.) he better have a great future
90.) he better have real cool asian hair like jeffery hoang
91.) he better be funny like ricky
92.) he better be easy to be friends with like richard nguyen
93.) he better be caring
94.) he better treat you right
95.) he better know how to beatbox, rap, & cypher
96.) he better be a dork like you lik them rofl
97.) he better not be a fagboy
98.) he better not be emo
99.) he better know how to roll with the math nerds
100.) he just better be fucking amazing for you
101.) he better not say he's bored
102.) he better give good advice when you're bored
103.) he better like biggs
104.) he better listen to you
105.) he better not always talk about himself
106.) he better not ~oooooogle~ over you that it's disgusting
107.) he better have his shoe laces tied
108.) he should be good at blitzball like tidus
109.) he should be as op as tidus but never admit it
110.) he should be modest but not up to the point where it's smackable
111.) he better the warrior to your rogue
112.) he better learn how to like naruto more than me
113.) he better never wear weird hats like g-dragon
114.) he better never have tae yang's corn-braids or w/e
115.) he better sing as good as BoA
116.) if he wanted a crazy mohawk and had to choose between reno or rude he'd better frickin choose reno
117.) he better know how to touch his toes
118.) he better be able to spin pencils
119.) he better know how to not get keyboard-raped
120.) he better know how to do the splits
121.) he better not fucking fail humanities again
122.) he better take something better than humanities
123.) he better know how to bow
124.) he better know how to smile
125.) he better use deodorant
126.) he better not use TOO much colonge
127.) he better have shirts of different colors
128.) he better have multiple shoe pairs
129.) he should have gone to... las vegas & asia
130.) he better address you as "my lady, doreen"
131.) if this was pokemon and he was ash, he'd better take out a pokeball and make sure it's a doreenmon and say "Doreenmon, I CHOOSE YOU<3"
132.) he better know what QED means
133.) if life was final fantasy he frickin better have a badass sword, level up to "angelic knight," and protect you, princess of the highlands
134.) he better not steal candy from little kids
135.) he better not steal asian food from asian students like biggs