I PEED ON THE CORPSE
SO I JUST WATCHED TWO OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER IN CINEMATIC HISTORY.
LEON AND KISS KISS BANG BANG ARE:
EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THEM.
EVERYONE.
I had wanted to see Leon FOR THE LONGEST TIME. I really had no idea what it was about other than older dude living with 13-year-old and 13-year-old totally has a crush on him. and oh yeah Gary Oldman.
It turned out to be a zillon times better than just that. THE MOVIE MAKES MY HEART FEEL GOOD.
except for Gary Oldman's character because holy shit I have never been so scared of a villain EVER.
And Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was AMAZING. I actually didn't know it was a comedy I WAS THRILLED TO SAY THE LEAST. I have NOT laughed that hard IN SO LONG it was great. I swear to god, When RDJ peed on the corpse I laughed for a whole ten minutes and then some. I have no idea why that scene was particularly hilarious but omg holy fuck I was DYING.
It also has one of the best bloopers ever AND I LOVE BLOOPERS SO THAT'S SAYING A LOT.
LEON AND KISS KISS BANG BANG ARE:
EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THEM.
EVERYONE.
I had wanted to see Leon FOR THE LONGEST TIME. I really had no idea what it was about other than older dude living with 13-year-old and 13-year-old totally has a crush on him. and oh yeah Gary Oldman.
It turned out to be a zillon times better than just that. THE MOVIE MAKES MY HEART FEEL GOOD.
except for Gary Oldman's character because holy shit I have never been so scared of a villain EVER.
And Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was AMAZING. I actually didn't know it was a comedy I WAS THRILLED TO SAY THE LEAST. I have NOT laughed that hard IN SO LONG it was great. I swear to god, When RDJ peed on the corpse I laughed for a whole ten minutes and then some. I have no idea why that scene was particularly hilarious but omg holy fuck I was DYING.
It also has one of the best bloopers ever AND I LOVE BLOOPERS SO THAT'S SAYING A LOT.
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