It's that ol' skool rap with that new skool hit
Naruto as Chad, Sakura as Nicki Minaj, and Sasuke as Lil' Wayne--it's coming together so much better than it ever should. Explicit lyrics, cracktastic lip-syncing, misogyny, and all. I just need to go find more clips now.
So happy I can finally get this thing started with SB withering. Writing long stuff is tiring; plus, I have like three different versions of SB floating around that aren't wont for articles, prepositions, and correctly used possessive forms. Shockingly, that pun wasn't intentional, although seriously, I'm copying and pasting from the same source. Maybe I've been getting too high off sleep deprivation lately, but what gives, Microsoft Word? Every time, it never fails. I thought I was over this hurdle with you. I thought we made up like Minnie and I did with that tentative truce concerning our mutual like for Mickey (no comment). Never mind my anthropomorphism of a computer programme. That's totally immaterial.
But shoot, son, one more chapter and I'm finished. I'm crazy excited right now. Jumpin' on it like Tonto throwing hot buttered popcorn and rockin' the crowd with Ninja Rap. I'm not even ashamed for making those references. This is the longest story I've written yet, longer than the one that sucked my soul, and wow, it shouldn't feel so cathartic being so close to the end.
So happy I can finally get this thing started with SB withering. Writing long stuff is tiring; plus, I have like three different versions of SB floating around that aren't wont for articles, prepositions, and correctly used possessive forms. Shockingly, that pun wasn't intentional, although seriously, I'm copying and pasting from the same source. Maybe I've been getting too high off sleep deprivation lately, but what gives, Microsoft Word? Every time, it never fails. I thought I was over this hurdle with you. I thought we made up like Minnie and I did with that tentative truce concerning our mutual like for Mickey (no comment). Never mind my anthropomorphism of a computer programme. That's totally immaterial.
But shoot, son, one more chapter and I'm finished. I'm crazy excited right now. Jumpin' on it like Tonto throwing hot buttered popcorn and rockin' the crowd with Ninja Rap. I'm not even ashamed for making those references. This is the longest story I've written yet, longer than the one that sucked my soul, and wow, it shouldn't feel so cathartic being so close to the end.