i miss camp!

Jul 22, 2004 13:07

I got home from camp a few minutes ago.

It was an awesome experience. Better than last year. And that's hard to do.

Putting aside the sweaty six and a half hours of soccer we were forced to play every day, we (meaning: Kris, Jess, Katie, Mel, Meels, and I) spent most of the time
- stuffing towels in the pockets during pool so we wouldn't have to pay for our next game.
- getting Coach to take us to Wawa or McDonalds at 11.
- realizing that Emilija is taller than me. :(
- getting the Froshies yelled at for running around with their video camera.
- reminding Jess to stop saying "dude" by saying "sweet" every time she did.
- watching South Park, Summerland, and I Love the 90s during our breaks.
- putting Kris's shoe on an elevator.
- watching Katie get farted on by Ana because she wanted her seat.
- making Kris's name DeMarco from now on. And Jess's name Levin. And my name MJ?
- cramming ourselves into the revolving door. Our record was five at a time with our soccer bags.
- not being freshmen anymore.
- (Katie) making me call Kris and Jess every morning in my groggiest voice to see if they were up yet. And then getting them pissed at me. (Thanks, Katie.)
- teaching my retarded friends how to play Asshole.
- telling Mel to speak up when her finger is stuck in the van door.
- listening to Franz 938461356189571 times.
- going under and behind the pinball games.
- having Kris remind me that the guys downstairs playing pool are NOT hot. (Okay, fine. But their asses were.)
- torturing Albie. (He called Kris "the blond"!)
- eating way too much.
- wrapping blisters. (Katie and Kris.)
- cramming too many sweaty bodies into the van to take us back to the hotel. The van fits: 14. We fit: 23.

Kris said some good stuff the day we had enough energy to be hyper while we played pool:

(Camera flash.)
Kris: JESUS!

Me: Loser.
(Pointing at me with her cue about two inches from my face.)
Kris: Are you a loser with one eye? Because you're about to be one.

Kris: Jess, you're a loser. With a capital L-O-S-E...and a lowercase R because that's how stupid you are.

Yeah, guess ya had to be there.

It was great.
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