OMG English
Omg today was so good in english today me and my friend got put in a group with Andy who is totally gorgeous and hilarious and we were just laughing away all lesson mainly at my stupidity tho.
I meant to say it in a normal voice to vicky and andy but in my typical way i shouted across the room i'll go get some bored pens so we can get high lol and this guy goes could you have said that any louder lol.
Then, it's kinda hard to explain but andy was drawing on a big piece of paper and there was a smaller piece of top of it and i stupidly took the blank piece and turned it round and he's all like " you don't have to turn it round it's blank" i was so embarrassed but it didn't matter cos it was just so funny im used to laughing at myself tho. my teacher was just shaking her head at me like omg what are we gonna do with u.
I also stole some board pens to put zebra stripes on my bag and of course smell them all lol.
I discovered today that fruit is nothing but sex. The other day my friend offered me a grape but i thought she said grope and i was like what??! then today i was trying to do something but i couldn't hold my banana and do what i was trying to do(i cna't remember what it was) So i asked daniel to hold my banana and he was like "isn't it me who is spose to ask you that."
Today has just been SEX! Cos laster when i was on the bus i was talking about the bell on it but i was calling it the dinger and there was this white stuff on it and i said "hey there's all white stuff on my dinger" and it just got progressively worse with things like i have my hand tightly wrapped around my digger lol.
Well it's half term now so i can just relax for a bit. talk later time for my dinner.
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