Conversations in Elevators
On Friday night I got on the elevator in my apartment building with a man who was around my age. ('m 27 years old, for the record.) Here is how the conversation went:
Guy: "Have you seen the movie Twilight?"
Me: "No I haven't. I tried to read the book but it wasn't my cup of tea."
Guy: "I heard there were huge release parties for the DVD tonight. What is it about?"
Me: "It's about a girl who meets a vampire who dazzles her into loving him. Also, the vampires sparkle in sunlight."
Guy: "And now I understand why my friend wanted me to come hang out with him at the store tonight. Glad I said no, he wasn't a close friend anyway."
See what you have wrought, SMeyer? A bromance ended before its time all because of your stupid dazzling vampires.
Guy: "Have you seen the movie Twilight?"
Me: "No I haven't. I tried to read the book but it wasn't my cup of tea."
Guy: "I heard there were huge release parties for the DVD tonight. What is it about?"
Me: "It's about a girl who meets a vampire who dazzles her into loving him. Also, the vampires sparkle in sunlight."
Guy: "And now I understand why my friend wanted me to come hang out with him at the store tonight. Glad I said no, he wasn't a close friend anyway."
See what you have wrought, SMeyer? A bromance ended before its time all because of your stupid dazzling vampires.