Because I'm not smart enough to make this up....

[mickey2themax]

FYI...

I believe today I became the only man in America that has gotten a seat belt violation WHILE wearing a seat belt... Apparently the motto is now click and ticket...

I don't know either... apparently it's now illegal to adjust your seat belt...

Oh well... at least now I'm badass...?

Comments

[the_landmine]

are you freaking serious?!

[mickey2themax]

Sadly... yes

[losing_nick]

what...
that is whack...G that is
striaght up whack