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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I bought porn for _anvil_ (-10 points). In October I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Friday I pulled professor_gaunt's hair (-5 points). Last Tuesday I put gum in thisspacevacant's hair (-12 points). In June I put money in u8yofoot's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been nice (687 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!
Sincerely,
mick7742