what the hell ?!

Dec 19, 2004 19:33

So get this, I woke up in the bathtub this morning and when I was fumbling to get out I noticed some crap on my hand that kinda looked like chocolate or something. anyway, I tried to lick it off but it was actually a tattoo.
Yeah, so I asked my wife if she new anything about it and she told me that I had gotten a homeless guy to give it to me with a used needle and some ink from a ballpoint pen in return for half a bag of fritos.
I don't regret it. It's a pretty gnarly tattoo, except for the pussing bleeding part.
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