Mogster's Ulbernaught love.
So I got talking about Ulby today at Harns. Here's what developed:
(02:27:54) Michtymog says: The Fish Frying Front has risen from the ashes.
(02:28:35) Rhok says: [made me laugh at work today for no reason]
(02:28:59) Michtymog says: [Heh - it's something different , eh?]
(02:29:02) Rhok says: is ther ea way to go fishing here yet?
(02:29:16) Rhok says: [not to many poeple get social at teh mines
(02:29:21) Rhok says: i sing when i gold mine
(02:29:28) Rhok says: anything for the digger drones
(02:29:28) Andoryn says: I know a lake with fish, but it's a long way from here.
(02:29:39) Michtymog says: That's good.
(02:29:51) Michtymog says: I have eaten many soles today.
(02:29:56) Rhok says: HAHA
(02:30:12) Michtymog says: I got full up, though.
(02:30:19) Rhok says: if theres a tavern... i suspect i'll need to drink
(02:30:29) Michtymog says: I gave about 55 carp to a stray ulbernaught.
(02:30:43) Michtymog says: She looked hungry.
(02:31:07) Michtymog says: She got kinda frisky after that, though.
(02:31:08) Rhok says: and then you killed it right?
(02:31:30) Michtymog says: I think carp is an aphrodisiac for them.
(02:31:33) Michtymog grins.
(02:31:36) Rhok says: HAHA
(02:31:54) Michtymog says: Nothing more frightening than a lusty ulber - I tell you
(02:32:04) Rhok says: nothing says "oh yeah momma" like a mouth full of fish
(02:32:15) Michtymog says: Of course, I had to marry her to get away.
(02:32:24) Michtymog says: They've got funny customs in Oja.
(02:32:36) Rhok says: HAHA.... isnt that how it always works?
(02:32:40) Michtymog says: Giving fish to Ulbernaught is a marriage proposal it turns out.
(02:32:53) Michtymog says: I'm dreading the honeymoon.
(02:32:57) Michtymog smiles
(02:33:00) Schell laughs Your just fun to watch
(02:33:24) Michtymog says: Pretty handy in a fight, though.
(02:33:34) Michtymog says: Her name is Ulbelina
(02:33:38) Rhok says: just make her lemon and herb cod...
(02:33:49) Michtymog says: Apparently quite a catch, as Ulbernaughts go.
(02:34:28) Michtymog says: I call her Ulby.
(02:34:41) Michtymog says: I have to make sure I don't carry to many fish though.
(02:34:44) Rhok says: good deal
(02:35:06) Rhok says: the stink?
(02:35:10) Michtymog says: She'll probably end up eating me otherwise.
(02:35:21) Michtymog says: The female ulber always eats the male, anyway.
(02:35:33) Michtymog says: But usually after the wedding night.
(02:35:41) Rhok says: beats getting grey with one i suppose?
(02:35:49) Michtymog says: So I put it off for as long as possible.
(02:35:49) Trymm laughs silently
(02:35:52) Climatie says: Did I hear weddings?
(02:35:59) Michtymog says: Yes.
(02:36:05) Rhok says: .... now thats a "happy ending"
(02:36:12) Climatie says: Ahhh Ulbers
(02:36:13) Michtymog says: I'm married to an Ulbernaught.
(02:36:16) Michtymog says: Long story.
(02:36:32) Michtymog says: Be careful who you give fish too though.
(02:36:34) Climatie says: Sounds like a tale for a evening drink!
(02:36:35) Michtymog grins.
(02:36:48) Rhok says: theres a tavern... never been
(02:37:01) Michtymog says: The only blessing there is she can't fit through the door.
(02:37:04) Andoryn says: I can play barmaid.
(02:37:15) Andoryn says: Got loads of beer and red liquor.
(02:37:17) Michtymog says: Shall we go to Kada Els?
(02:37:30) Rhok says: i can play storyteller.... lots of bad things happen to me
(02:37:33) Climatie chuckles.. we can make the door bigger
(02:37:52) Michtymog says: No - please don't!
(02:38:03) Michtymog looks at Climatie pleadingly.
(02:38:09) Michtymog says: This way!
(02:39:24) Gireye sings softly "si j'aimais la vie entant que je t'aime toi".
(02:39:30) Michtymog tries not to sit on a candle.
(02:39:51) Andoryn says: The bar is open!
(02:40:08) Rhok says: beer beer beer
(02:40:23) Andoryn says: 3 beers?
(02:40:30) Michtymog says: You know Rhok - I accidently killed Ulby today.
(02:40:50) Michtymog says: She was visiting the relatives in the volcano.
(02:41:07) Rhok says: it happens... things get all hot and out of control... you end up choking her too long
(02:41:20) Rhok says: is good
(02:41:30) Michtymog says: Well, I suppose that is true also
(02:41:33) Ansztia looks out the door
(02:41:47) Michtymog says: But Ulby was the victim of mistaken identity.
(02:42:08) Rhok says: oh oh oh... pending suicide.... lets enjoy
(02:42:19) Michtymog says: And well, she caught me giving another Ulbernaught a back massage.
(02:42:28) Michtymog says: She was a little angry.
(02:42:50) Rhok says: just tell you you slipped... fell... and landed on her in a towel fully oiled down
(02:43:09) Michtymog says: Well, that's not too far from the truth.
(02:43:20) Rhok says: HAHA
(02:43:23) Michtymog says: I was using butter to oil up the hide.
(02:43:30) Michtymog says: It opens the pores I believe.
(02:43:32) Rhok says: mmm... butter
(02:43:40) Michtymog says: And well, I left some lying about.
(02:43:46) Michtymog says: We were near the river.
(02:43:54) Michtymog says: Laying on a Tefusang skin
(02:44:23) Michtymog says: Red mist descended upon her when she saw me rubbing the other Ulbernaughts back.
(02:45:22) Michtymog says: Of course, she tumbled down the embankment.
(02:45:38) Michtymog says: And impaled herself on her own claws.
(02:45:55) Andoryn says: Aye, Michty?
(02:45:58) Rhok says: happens all the time... you gotta tell them to trim it
(02:46:03) Gireye grins at Michtymog.
(02:46:16) Andoryn says: Do you also know tales that will have me keep my lunch?
(02:46:22) Michtymog begins to sob.
(02:46:26) Michtymog says: I miss Ulby.
(02:46:35) Michtymog says: Even though she was going to kill me eventually.
(02:46:39) Michtymog says: Or eat me.
(02:46:42) Rhok says: what you need is a rebounder
(02:46:52) Michtymog says: But anyway, it was true love - true love!
(02:47:01) Michtymog says: That doesn't happen very often.
(02:47:18) Michtymog says: The officials wouldn't recognise the marriage.
(02:47:29) Rhok says: who gets the estate?
(02:47:30) Michtymog says: But we had stronger bond than any - I tell you.
(02:47:38) Michtymog says: You mean the volcano?
(02:47:47) Rhok says: sure... i mean the volcano
(02:47:50) Michtymog says: Um. Me - I suppose.
(02:47:57) Michtymog looks around sheepishly.
(02:47:58) Rhok says: BBQ tonight them
(02:48:03) Michtymog says: Yeah.
(02:48:10) Michtymog says: Ulber pie is on the menu
(02:48:12) Rhok says: what better way to get over lost love
(02:48:13) Michtymog says: Want some?
(02:48:19) Rhok says: then to consume her earthly body
(02:48:29) Michtymog says: Waste not, want not.
(02:48:35) Rhok says: yeah brother
(02:48:39) Michtymog says: I didn't want to leave her to the crows.
(02:48:40) Andoryn notices the commotion at the door.
(02:48:53) Michtymog says: And it seems suiting I should eat her.
(02:49:01) Michtymog says: In some way or form :)
(02:49:14) Rhok says: HAHAHAHAAAA
(02:49:15) Michtymog says: You can't beat Ulberpie.
(02:49:41) Rhok says: well you could... but what an aweful mess it would make
(02:49:44) Andoryn says: I've made your bed. And I'll ask Jomed to make you a decent breakfast.
(02:50:02) Michtymog says: Adoryn.
(02:50:09) Michtymog says: Come hither, have some Ulberpie.
(02:50:46) Michtymog says: Plenty more where that came from.
(02:50:49) Rhok says: tells me i feel good
(02:50:55) Rhok says: ... just like beer
(02:51:43) Andoryn says: Joryk, go sit by the fire or go to your room or something. You look awful.
(02:51:59) Michtymog says: Hey - I just lost my wife!
(02:52:12) Michtymog says: Nobody cares about Michty.
(02:52:16) Michtymog begins to sob.
(02:52:24) Joryk feels a smile tug at the corner of his mouth and he looks back over at Andoryn "Why thank you, you look quite lovely yourself today."
(02:52:28) GuildChat from Michtymog: Possibly not.
(02:52:30) Rhok says: crying doesnt solve anything... drinking does
(02:52:35) Michtymog says: It does.
(02:52:39) Andoryn says: Your "wife" was good for steaks, Michty... Come on!
(02:52:50) Michtymog says: Andoryn - why does this place not serve beer?
(02:53:02) Andoryn says: I have.
(02:53:10) Andoryn says: Come get it... Your friend took 3.,
(02:53:15) Andoryn says: lol
(02:53:20) Gireye frowns.
(02:53:23) Michtymog says: I can buy some fish from Jomed I suppose.
(02:53:47) Michtymog says: Will you accept pie as payment?
(02:53:58) Michtymog says: Rare delicacy.
(02:54:11) Michtymog says: Made from 100% Ulbernaught.
(02:54:41) Ansztia looks at Gireye and whispers "Please tell me"
(02:54:44) Andoryn says: Go to bed, Joryk. You look like Ulber droppings.
(02:55:03) Rhok says: and do remember Andoryn... he once planned to be "in" that pie
(02:55:12) Andoryn says: His problem.
(02:55:19) Michtymog says: We should have both been in that pie.
(02:55:27) Michtymog says: It would have been the perfect union.
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(02:55:33) Rhok says: eww... seconds... no thanks
(02:55:43) Rhok says: i go solo like frodo
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(02:56:19) Michtymog says: Goodness. I really am terrible at waitressing.
(02:56:54) Michtymog picks up the pie from the from and dusts it off
(02:58:24) Michtymog says: I loved Ulby.
(02:58:28) Andoryn says: Right.
(02:58:29) Michtymog says: Boo hoo hoo!
(02:58:58) Andoryn says: Well, consume the marriage, eat your pie.
(02:59:10) Michtymog says: There you go free pie for everyone.
(02:59:23) Rhok says: well crying isnt gunna help.... just look at those panty waisters by the door.... VIOLENCE SOLVES EVERYTHING!!!
(02:59:33) Ansztia says: I do not have time for being married
(02:59:38) Ansztia says: and not to -that- guy
(02:59:43) Gireye looks at Rhok and grins.
(02:59:49) Gireye says: You may have a point there.
(02:59:51) Rhok says: if me and you argue... and you kill me.... your right by default
(02:59:53) Ansztia says: I cant see why they find him worthy
(03:00:09) Gireye shrugs.
(03:00:19) Michtymog says: Ulbernaughts are very devoted life-partners.
(03:00:22) Gireye says: He might actually be, but that is not the point, is it?
(03:00:27) Rhok says: Ansztia... i would be in it to win it.... Gold medal
.
(03:00:34) Michtymog sneaks behind the bar.
(03:00:41) Andoryn says: More like very devoted death partners...
(03:00:50) Gireye says: I think I need a drink now, too.
(03:00:57) Andoryn says: Sneak?
(03:00:58) Ansztia says: I cant stand him... He do not won manners and you should have seen him with a newomer
(03:01:01) Rhok says: death is lifes way of saying.... maybe you should slow down
(03:01:03) Michtymog says: Okay - hop.
(03:01:07) Michtymog grins.
(03:01:32) Michtymog pulls a pint.
(03:01:55) Rhok says: at what point does the beer stop making me feel better and start making me paint the walls?
(03:02:19) Andoryn says: Now get out, Michty...
(03:02:20) Michtymog says: You know I've seen a few dwarves.
(03:02:33) Gireye looks at Rhok with big eyes.
(03:02:44) Rhok says: the better to see me with?
(03:02:44) Michtymog says: I have an ex dwarf lady friend.
(03:02:58) Michtymog says: You need big eyes to see something that small :)
(03:03:13) Michtymog grins.
(03:03:16) Andoryn says: :-P
(03:03:18) Gireye grins.
(03:03:20) Ansztia says: i cant marry a person who died.
(03:03:23) Ansztia chuckles
(03:03:32) Michtymog says: Seriously - Go Ulbernaught.
(03:03:45) Michtymog says: Can't get a more loving, er, lover.
(03:03:59) Rhok says: wait wait wait.... while i was buying beer did someone make a short joke?
(03:04:06) Andoryn says: Now shoo, Michty.
(03:04:15) Michtymog says: I'm stuck.
(03:04:27) Michtymog says: [And a barman in RL ;)]
(03:04:28) Ansztia nods
(03:04:33) Andoryn says: Over the gate...
(03:04:39) Andoryn says: Shoo.
(03:04:57) Rhok says: [ i work for the devil... BIG company]
(03:05:05) Michtymog says: Heh.
(03:05:05) Rhok says: so it still says i feel better
(03:05:12) Michtymog says:Rhok - everything is big to you :
(03:05:23) Rhok says: how much would it take to kill me? drinking beer that is?
(03:05:33) Rhok says: dont get short with me
(03:05:34) Michtymog says: You think it would.
(03:05:42) Rhok says: i hope
(03:05:48) Rhok says: i wanna know though
(03:05:53) Michtymog says: Is that short enough?
Michtymog crouches
(03:06:07) Rhok says: the gods be damned
(03:06:13) Rhok says: shorter than me you was there
(03:06:28) Michtymog says: I find it most amusing when dwarve sneak.
(03:06:37) Michtymog says: Go on - Rhok
The dwarven warrior begins to sneak.
(03:06:50) Michtymog says: Heh.
(03:06:58) Rhok says: i dont get any shorter
(03:07:03) Michtymog says: You don't need the toilet do you?
(03:07:07) Andoryn says: Is that sneaking or a drunk feeling his way home...?
(03:07:08) Ansztia chuckles
(03:07:13) Michtymog says: Because that's what it looks like.
(03:07:15) Gireye giggles.
(03:07:16) Michtymog smiles
(03:07:39) Michtymog says: Does this place have a toilet?
(03:07:47) Michtymog says: Or do we just go behind the bar?
(03:07:51) Andoryn says: Upstairs.
(03:07:53) Rhok says: on the bar?
(03:08:04) Michtymog says: I think only you could fit. ;)
(03:08:06) Gireye says: Eeeew. don't! please! There are ladies here!
(03:08:12) Michtymog says: I know.
(03:08:15) Andoryn says: Don't pee in the fire. That stinks.
(03:08:17) Michtymog says: Jomed is the attendant. I believe.
(03:08:27) Rhok says: dont act like your not gunna remember
(03:08:32) Ansztia wringles her nose at Michtymog
The hapless enki sits on the sink in Jomed's 'Restroom'
(03:08:58) Michtymog says: Don't come in.
(03:09:01) Michtymog says: I'm busy!
Mogster strolls casually down the stairs into Kada El's Tavern
(03:10:03) Michtymog says: That Jomed fellow is a really nice chap.
(03:10:11) Michtymog says: He let me use the sink
(03:10:30) Andoryn says: Eeeeeeow! Michty!
(03:10:32) Michtymog says: That was the right place, yeah?
(03:10:51) Rhok says: mostly
(03:10:59) Rhok says: it all ends up in the same place anyways
(03:11:09) Michtymog says: What in the barfood?
(03:11:17) Rhok says: HAHA
(03:11:27) Michtymog smiles
(03:11:51) Michtymog says: Andoryn - got any meals?
(03:11:55) Andoryn says: Yeast for the bread and pies maybe.
(03:11:57) Rhok says: i have to step outside for a lil while
(03:12:07) Michtymog says: I'm disappointed nobody touched the pie.
(03:12:12) Michtymog says: It's michty tasty.
(03:12:13) Ansztia nods
(03:12:14) Rhok says: no peaking girls
The surly dwarf walks outside to relieve himself.
(03:15:53) Michtymog says: I ended up marrying that ulber - you know?
(03:16:03) Michtymog says: I think you heard the story.
(03:16:12) Michtymog smiles
(03:16:15) Andoryn says: I think so.
(03:16:34) Andoryn says: She still tastes great though.
(03:16:44) Michtymog says: She certainly does.
(03:16:53) Michtymog says: That would probably be the butter.
(02:27:54) Michtymog says: The Fish Frying Front has risen from the ashes.
(02:28:35) Rhok says: [made me laugh at work today for no reason]
(02:28:59) Michtymog says: [Heh - it's something different , eh?]
(02:29:02) Rhok says: is ther ea way to go fishing here yet?
(02:29:16) Rhok says: [not to many poeple get social at teh mines
(02:29:21) Rhok says: i sing when i gold mine
(02:29:28) Rhok says: anything for the digger drones
(02:29:28) Andoryn says: I know a lake with fish, but it's a long way from here.
(02:29:39) Michtymog says: That's good.
(02:29:51) Michtymog says: I have eaten many soles today.
(02:29:56) Rhok says: HAHA
(02:30:12) Michtymog says: I got full up, though.
(02:30:19) Rhok says: if theres a tavern... i suspect i'll need to drink
(02:30:29) Michtymog says: I gave about 55 carp to a stray ulbernaught.
(02:30:43) Michtymog says: She looked hungry.
(02:31:07) Michtymog says: She got kinda frisky after that, though.
(02:31:08) Rhok says: and then you killed it right?
(02:31:30) Michtymog says: I think carp is an aphrodisiac for them.
(02:31:33) Michtymog grins.
(02:31:36) Rhok says: HAHA
(02:31:54) Michtymog says: Nothing more frightening than a lusty ulber - I tell you
(02:32:04) Rhok says: nothing says "oh yeah momma" like a mouth full of fish
(02:32:15) Michtymog says: Of course, I had to marry her to get away.
(02:32:24) Michtymog says: They've got funny customs in Oja.
(02:32:36) Rhok says: HAHA.... isnt that how it always works?
(02:32:40) Michtymog says: Giving fish to Ulbernaught is a marriage proposal it turns out.
(02:32:53) Michtymog says: I'm dreading the honeymoon.
(02:32:57) Michtymog smiles
(02:33:00) Schell laughs Your just fun to watch
(02:33:24) Michtymog says: Pretty handy in a fight, though.
(02:33:34) Michtymog says: Her name is Ulbelina
(02:33:38) Rhok says: just make her lemon and herb cod...
(02:33:49) Michtymog says: Apparently quite a catch, as Ulbernaughts go.
(02:34:28) Michtymog says: I call her Ulby.
(02:34:41) Michtymog says: I have to make sure I don't carry to many fish though.
(02:34:44) Rhok says: good deal
(02:35:06) Rhok says: the stink?
(02:35:10) Michtymog says: She'll probably end up eating me otherwise.
(02:35:21) Michtymog says: The female ulber always eats the male, anyway.
(02:35:33) Michtymog says: But usually after the wedding night.
(02:35:41) Rhok says: beats getting grey with one i suppose?
(02:35:49) Michtymog says: So I put it off for as long as possible.
(02:35:49) Trymm laughs silently
(02:35:52) Climatie says: Did I hear weddings?
(02:35:59) Michtymog says: Yes.
(02:36:05) Rhok says: .... now thats a "happy ending"
(02:36:12) Climatie says: Ahhh Ulbers
(02:36:13) Michtymog says: I'm married to an Ulbernaught.
(02:36:16) Michtymog says: Long story.
(02:36:32) Michtymog says: Be careful who you give fish too though.
(02:36:34) Climatie says: Sounds like a tale for a evening drink!
(02:36:35) Michtymog grins.
(02:36:48) Rhok says: theres a tavern... never been
(02:37:01) Michtymog says: The only blessing there is she can't fit through the door.
(02:37:04) Andoryn says: I can play barmaid.
(02:37:15) Andoryn says: Got loads of beer and red liquor.
(02:37:17) Michtymog says: Shall we go to Kada Els?
(02:37:30) Rhok says: i can play storyteller.... lots of bad things happen to me
(02:37:33) Climatie chuckles.. we can make the door bigger
(02:37:52) Michtymog says: No - please don't!
(02:38:03) Michtymog looks at Climatie pleadingly.
(02:38:09) Michtymog says: This way!
(02:39:24) Gireye sings softly "si j'aimais la vie entant que je t'aime toi".
(02:39:30) Michtymog tries not to sit on a candle.
(02:39:51) Andoryn says: The bar is open!
(02:40:08) Rhok says: beer beer beer
(02:40:23) Andoryn says: 3 beers?
(02:40:30) Michtymog says: You know Rhok - I accidently killed Ulby today.
(02:40:50) Michtymog says: She was visiting the relatives in the volcano.
(02:41:07) Rhok says: it happens... things get all hot and out of control... you end up choking her too long
(02:41:20) Rhok says: is good
(02:41:30) Michtymog says: Well, I suppose that is true also
(02:41:33) Ansztia looks out the door
(02:41:47) Michtymog says: But Ulby was the victim of mistaken identity.
(02:42:08) Rhok says: oh oh oh... pending suicide.... lets enjoy
(02:42:19) Michtymog says: And well, she caught me giving another Ulbernaught a back massage.
(02:42:28) Michtymog says: She was a little angry.
(02:42:50) Rhok says: just tell you you slipped... fell... and landed on her in a towel fully oiled down
(02:43:09) Michtymog says: Well, that's not too far from the truth.
(02:43:20) Rhok says: HAHA
(02:43:23) Michtymog says: I was using butter to oil up the hide.
(02:43:30) Michtymog says: It opens the pores I believe.
(02:43:32) Rhok says: mmm... butter
(02:43:40) Michtymog says: And well, I left some lying about.
(02:43:46) Michtymog says: We were near the river.
(02:43:54) Michtymog says: Laying on a Tefusang skin
(02:44:23) Michtymog says: Red mist descended upon her when she saw me rubbing the other Ulbernaughts back.
(02:45:22) Michtymog says: Of course, she tumbled down the embankment.
(02:45:38) Michtymog says: And impaled herself on her own claws.
(02:45:55) Andoryn says: Aye, Michty?
(02:45:58) Rhok says: happens all the time... you gotta tell them to trim it
(02:46:03) Gireye grins at Michtymog.
(02:46:16) Andoryn says: Do you also know tales that will have me keep my lunch?
(02:46:22) Michtymog begins to sob.
(02:46:26) Michtymog says: I miss Ulby.
(02:46:35) Michtymog says: Even though she was going to kill me eventually.
(02:46:39) Michtymog says: Or eat me.
(02:46:42) Rhok says: what you need is a rebounder
(02:46:52) Michtymog says: But anyway, it was true love - true love!
(02:47:01) Michtymog says: That doesn't happen very often.
(02:47:18) Michtymog says: The officials wouldn't recognise the marriage.
(02:47:29) Rhok says: who gets the estate?
(02:47:30) Michtymog says: But we had stronger bond than any - I tell you.
(02:47:38) Michtymog says: You mean the volcano?
(02:47:47) Rhok says: sure... i mean the volcano
(02:47:50) Michtymog says: Um. Me - I suppose.
(02:47:57) Michtymog looks around sheepishly.
(02:47:58) Rhok says: BBQ tonight them
(02:48:03) Michtymog says: Yeah.
(02:48:10) Michtymog says: Ulber pie is on the menu
(02:48:12) Rhok says: what better way to get over lost love
(02:48:13) Michtymog says: Want some?
(02:48:19) Rhok says: then to consume her earthly body
(02:48:29) Michtymog says: Waste not, want not.
(02:48:35) Rhok says: yeah brother
(02:48:39) Michtymog says: I didn't want to leave her to the crows.
(02:48:40) Andoryn notices the commotion at the door.
(02:48:53) Michtymog says: And it seems suiting I should eat her.
(02:49:01) Michtymog says: In some way or form :)
(02:49:14) Rhok says: HAHAHAHAAAA
(02:49:15) Michtymog says: You can't beat Ulberpie.
(02:49:41) Rhok says: well you could... but what an aweful mess it would make
(02:49:44) Andoryn says: I've made your bed. And I'll ask Jomed to make you a decent breakfast.
(02:50:02) Michtymog says: Adoryn.
(02:50:09) Michtymog says: Come hither, have some Ulberpie.
(02:50:46) Michtymog says: Plenty more where that came from.
(02:50:49) Rhok says: tells me i feel good
(02:50:55) Rhok says: ... just like beer
(02:51:43) Andoryn says: Joryk, go sit by the fire or go to your room or something. You look awful.
(02:51:59) Michtymog says: Hey - I just lost my wife!
(02:52:12) Michtymog says: Nobody cares about Michty.
(02:52:16) Michtymog begins to sob.
(02:52:24) Joryk feels a smile tug at the corner of his mouth and he looks back over at Andoryn "Why thank you, you look quite lovely yourself today."
(02:52:28) GuildChat from Michtymog: Possibly not.
(02:52:30) Rhok says: crying doesnt solve anything... drinking does
(02:52:35) Michtymog says: It does.
(02:52:39) Andoryn says: Your "wife" was good for steaks, Michty... Come on!
(02:52:50) Michtymog says: Andoryn - why does this place not serve beer?
(02:53:02) Andoryn says: I have.
(02:53:10) Andoryn says: Come get it... Your friend took 3.,
(02:53:15) Andoryn says: lol
(02:53:20) Gireye frowns.
(02:53:23) Michtymog says: I can buy some fish from Jomed I suppose.
(02:53:47) Michtymog says: Will you accept pie as payment?
(02:53:58) Michtymog says: Rare delicacy.
(02:54:11) Michtymog says: Made from 100% Ulbernaught.
(02:54:41) Ansztia looks at Gireye and whispers "Please tell me"
(02:54:44) Andoryn says: Go to bed, Joryk. You look like Ulber droppings.
(02:55:03) Rhok says: and do remember Andoryn... he once planned to be "in" that pie
(02:55:12) Andoryn says: His problem.
(02:55:19) Michtymog says: We should have both been in that pie.
(02:55:27) Michtymog says: It would have been the perfect union.
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(02:55:33) Rhok says: eww... seconds... no thanks
(02:55:43) Rhok says: i go solo like frodo
.
(02:56:19) Michtymog says: Goodness. I really am terrible at waitressing.
(02:56:54) Michtymog picks up the pie from the from and dusts it off
(02:58:24) Michtymog says: I loved Ulby.
(02:58:28) Andoryn says: Right.
(02:58:29) Michtymog says: Boo hoo hoo!
(02:58:58) Andoryn says: Well, consume the marriage, eat your pie.
(02:59:10) Michtymog says: There you go free pie for everyone.
(02:59:23) Rhok says: well crying isnt gunna help.... just look at those panty waisters by the door.... VIOLENCE SOLVES EVERYTHING!!!
(02:59:33) Ansztia says: I do not have time for being married
(02:59:38) Ansztia says: and not to -that- guy
(02:59:43) Gireye looks at Rhok and grins.
(02:59:49) Gireye says: You may have a point there.
(02:59:51) Rhok says: if me and you argue... and you kill me.... your right by default
(02:59:53) Ansztia says: I cant see why they find him worthy
(03:00:09) Gireye shrugs.
(03:00:19) Michtymog says: Ulbernaughts are very devoted life-partners.
(03:00:22) Gireye says: He might actually be, but that is not the point, is it?
(03:00:27) Rhok says: Ansztia... i would be in it to win it.... Gold medal
.
(03:00:34) Michtymog sneaks behind the bar.
(03:00:41) Andoryn says: More like very devoted death partners...
(03:00:50) Gireye says: I think I need a drink now, too.
(03:00:57) Andoryn says: Sneak?
(03:00:58) Ansztia says: I cant stand him... He do not won manners and you should have seen him with a newomer
(03:01:01) Rhok says: death is lifes way of saying.... maybe you should slow down
(03:01:03) Michtymog says: Okay - hop.
(03:01:07) Michtymog grins.
(03:01:32) Michtymog pulls a pint.
(03:01:55) Rhok says: at what point does the beer stop making me feel better and start making me paint the walls?
(03:02:19) Andoryn says: Now get out, Michty...
(03:02:20) Michtymog says: You know I've seen a few dwarves.
(03:02:33) Gireye looks at Rhok with big eyes.
(03:02:44) Rhok says: the better to see me with?
(03:02:44) Michtymog says: I have an ex dwarf lady friend.
(03:02:58) Michtymog says: You need big eyes to see something that small :)
(03:03:13) Michtymog grins.
(03:03:16) Andoryn says: :-P
(03:03:18) Gireye grins.
(03:03:20) Ansztia says: i cant marry a person who died.
(03:03:23) Ansztia chuckles
(03:03:32) Michtymog says: Seriously - Go Ulbernaught.
(03:03:45) Michtymog says: Can't get a more loving, er, lover.
(03:03:59) Rhok says: wait wait wait.... while i was buying beer did someone make a short joke?
(03:04:06) Andoryn says: Now shoo, Michty.
(03:04:15) Michtymog says: I'm stuck.
(03:04:27) Michtymog says: [And a barman in RL ;)]
(03:04:28) Ansztia nods
(03:04:33) Andoryn says: Over the gate...
(03:04:39) Andoryn says: Shoo.
(03:04:57) Rhok says: [ i work for the devil... BIG company]
(03:05:05) Michtymog says: Heh.
(03:05:05) Rhok says: so it still says i feel better
(03:05:12) Michtymog says:Rhok - everything is big to you :
(03:05:23) Rhok says: how much would it take to kill me? drinking beer that is?
(03:05:33) Rhok says: dont get short with me
(03:05:34) Michtymog says: You think it would.
(03:05:42) Rhok says: i hope
(03:05:48) Rhok says: i wanna know though
(03:05:53) Michtymog says: Is that short enough?
Michtymog crouches
(03:06:07) Rhok says: the gods be damned
(03:06:13) Rhok says: shorter than me you was there
(03:06:28) Michtymog says: I find it most amusing when dwarve sneak.
(03:06:37) Michtymog says: Go on - Rhok
The dwarven warrior begins to sneak.
(03:06:50) Michtymog says: Heh.
(03:06:58) Rhok says: i dont get any shorter
(03:07:03) Michtymog says: You don't need the toilet do you?
(03:07:07) Andoryn says: Is that sneaking or a drunk feeling his way home...?
(03:07:08) Ansztia chuckles
(03:07:13) Michtymog says: Because that's what it looks like.
(03:07:15) Gireye giggles.
(03:07:16) Michtymog smiles
(03:07:39) Michtymog says: Does this place have a toilet?
(03:07:47) Michtymog says: Or do we just go behind the bar?
(03:07:51) Andoryn says: Upstairs.
(03:07:53) Rhok says: on the bar?
(03:08:04) Michtymog says: I think only you could fit. ;)
(03:08:06) Gireye says: Eeeew. don't! please! There are ladies here!
(03:08:12) Michtymog says: I know.
(03:08:15) Andoryn says: Don't pee in the fire. That stinks.
(03:08:17) Michtymog says: Jomed is the attendant. I believe.
(03:08:27) Rhok says: dont act like your not gunna remember
(03:08:32) Ansztia wringles her nose at Michtymog
The hapless enki sits on the sink in Jomed's 'Restroom'
(03:08:58) Michtymog says: Don't come in.
(03:09:01) Michtymog says: I'm busy!
Mogster strolls casually down the stairs into Kada El's Tavern
(03:10:03) Michtymog says: That Jomed fellow is a really nice chap.
(03:10:11) Michtymog says: He let me use the sink
(03:10:30) Andoryn says: Eeeeeeow! Michty!
(03:10:32) Michtymog says: That was the right place, yeah?
(03:10:51) Rhok says: mostly
(03:10:59) Rhok says: it all ends up in the same place anyways
(03:11:09) Michtymog says: What in the barfood?
(03:11:17) Rhok says: HAHA
(03:11:27) Michtymog smiles
(03:11:51) Michtymog says: Andoryn - got any meals?
(03:11:55) Andoryn says: Yeast for the bread and pies maybe.
(03:11:57) Rhok says: i have to step outside for a lil while
(03:12:07) Michtymog says: I'm disappointed nobody touched the pie.
(03:12:12) Michtymog says: It's michty tasty.
(03:12:13) Ansztia nods
(03:12:14) Rhok says: no peaking girls
The surly dwarf walks outside to relieve himself.
(03:15:53) Michtymog says: I ended up marrying that ulber - you know?
(03:16:03) Michtymog says: I think you heard the story.
(03:16:12) Michtymog smiles
(03:16:15) Andoryn says: I think so.
(03:16:34) Andoryn says: She still tastes great though.
(03:16:44) Michtymog says: She certainly does.
(03:16:53) Michtymog says: That would probably be the butter.