Kickin the chicken
Well goddamn, havent updated in a couple decades. So ill get you fuckers caught up to date. Im single again, its always weird when you have a sudden change in your life...kinda like, hmm im bored. But a sufficient amount of booze will drown the deepest sorrow. I got a ticket today, for parking in the same goddamn place i always park, hell i left my truck parked there for 2 weeks straight w/out movement, but today i leave it there for a couple hours and fuck me. I aint payin that shit cause those fuckin college students park there all the damn time and it says, park patrons only which is why i got the fuckin ticket, i guess the pigfucker seen me walk across the street and noticed i wasnt a park patron, WELL NEITHER ARE ANY OF THE FUCKING COLLEGE FUCKS. And why, oh dear god why are are they called PARKS if you cant PARK there? i guess ill never know. one thing is for sure, death to the pigfuckers...death to them all and may their own fecal matter come to life and kiss them on the mouth. Thats it for now...oh one more thing. Got a job interview tomorrow, i know i need a job, but there is this little voice inside me going "I HOPE WE DONT GET IT I HOPE WE DONT GET IT". The sad thing is...i usually do what it tells me.