Come on trace the globe and shake your pants.

Feb 24, 2006 16:33

happy birthday to me :)
I turned 21 today, so....last night Jasmine and I went out and had a "gay night" after work--we went and saw Brokeback Mountain, then went to a gay bar that Jaz likes. And after midnight...I got drunk. X)! I couldn't even take off my shoes when I got home I was so drunk XD I was also giggling a lot and falling over.

I don't think I'm going to do that again XD but it was nice to do it once =)

a quick summary of Brokeback Mountain
Jack: "OMG OMG we're on a mountain and I'm a cowboy! I ride the bulls and now I get to sleep with sheep!"

Ennis: "Yep."

Jack: "OMG OMG we're all alone up here I'm so lonely I'm so lonely OMG OMG yer HAWTT!!

Ennis: "Yep."

Jack: *rapes Ennis*

Ennis: "Yep."

Jack: Gad #$%^#$%^ I'm gay!!!!!!

(slight intermission where Ennis gets married and has kids)

Jack: "OMG OMG we can't be apart like this let's move in together nobody will notice!!"

Elma (Ennis' wife): "Holy SHIT YOU'RE GAY!!"

Ennis: "Yep."

(slight intermission where Ennis gets divorced)

Jack: "Yay! Now we can move in together!"

Ennis: "Nope."

Jack: "OMG OMG OMG!! I'M A BITCHY QUEEN I'M A BITCHY QUEEN I'M A BITCHY QUEEN I JUST CAN'T QUIT YOU!!!!!"

Ennis: "Yep."

Some other stuph happened. That's about what I got. X)!

Honestly though, it was a beautiful movie, but it could have been half an hour to an hour shorter and still be just as good. They stretched a lot of things that were really un-necessary. I mean, come on, it was based on a short story, and they turned it into a three hour movie @_@ crap.
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