Inactive Helio-Torus Node
-noun Astronomy.
A now dormant spatial phenomena that had once been used to transmit messages via solar-radiated space doughnuts.
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Michimoro: A reply made by Secundis on the practical usage of Inactive Helio-Torus Node was just so fantastic that I had to put it up on the main journal entry. Yes... we've been watching far too much Doctor Who.
Comment by Secundis:
Torus - a 3-d mathematical representation of a ring or doughnut
Helio means Sun,
Node being a reference to a communications node &
inactive is rather self-explainitory
Dr. Who-meets-Douglas-Adams-like useage:
The Dr: "Our warning will never reach them because of the Inactive Helio-Torus Node."
Mickey: "Inactive Helly Terrapin Nose?"
The Dr: "No, a Helio-Torus Node. It is used to transmit messages via solar-radiated space doughnuts. But this one is quite defunct, dead, non-functional - in a word: Inactive."
Mickey: "Space doughnuts- can I get tea with that?"
The Dr: "What? And ruin the dark matter sprinkles? Are you mad?"