You need to go to
emveytrend 's journal. RIGHT NOW.
She totally wrote the best fanfiction ever. It's the funniest thing I've ever read. I honestly had an asthma attack from laughing so much.
There's so many inside jokes within it (both jokes among Emvey and I and between Mania): How I jokingly said that Karyu could feel the my excitement when I got my copy of「REDEEMER」, Emvey's obsession with 69, the secret "connection" Karyu and I apparently have, Karyu humping the amp during 「HOLLOW」, the gay bar the band went to in Germany, the porn set from「HORIZON」, and even my being Tom Kaulitz's porn director... Oh, gosh. LOLOLOLOL, I'm dying of laughter right now.
SRSLY, go read it! It will make you pee your pants.
Hmm, I wonder... was the porn video Karyu and ZERO were watching one of Tom's that I shot...?