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[michigangrandie]

So totally stole this from Kirby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what to pick a new name follow these instructions...

~use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name.

a-poopsie
b-lumpy
c-buttercup
d-gadget
e-crusty
f-greasy
g-fluffy
h-cheeseball
i-chim-chim
j-stinky
k-flunky
l-bottie
m-pinky
n-zippy
o-goober
p-doofus
q-slimy
r-loopy
s-snotty
t-tootie
u-dorkey
v-squeezit
w-oprah
x-zipper
y-dinky
z-zsa-zsa

~use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name.

a-apple
b-toilet
c-giggle
d-burger
e-girgle
f-barf
g-lizard
h-wafle
i-cootie
j-monkey
k-potty
l-liver
m-banana
n-rhino
o-bubble
p-hamster
q-toad
r-gizzard
s-pizza
t-gerbil
u-chicken
v-pickle
w-chuckle
x-tofu
y-gorilla
z-stinker

~use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name.

a-head
b-mouth
c-face
d-nose
e-tush
f-breath
g-pants
h-shorts
i-lips
j-honker
k-butt
l-brain
m-tushie
n-biscuits
o-hiney
p-chunks
q-toes
r-buns
s-fanny
t-sniffer
u-sprinkles
v-kisser
w-squirt
x-humerdinck
y-brains
z-juice

so... comment and tell me what your new name is