farnaz and i taking advantage of both having internet. love it.
freebread03: look up ridiculous in dictionary
freebread03: it's a picture of me
H2O Planeteer: ahhh
H2O Planeteer: y'see, i guess i was wrong
H2O Planeteer: bc i'm quite sure that i was there
freebread03: nah
freebread03: baby you are an amateur
freebread03: takes time to become a pro like myself
H2O Planeteer: ahhh..am i?
freebread03: oui oui
freebread03: until you too get felt up by a stranger in a movie theater, you have no claim
H2O Planeteer: this is true...but have you ever gotten drunk off ice cream?
freebread03: picked up by a security guard?!?
H2O Planeteer: been serenaded by a pirate at disney land?
freebread03: been seduced/stalked by a man with a smart car?
H2O Planeteer: been told by a bouncer that you need to get off your date....twice
freebread03: Mamadou.
H2O Planeteer: Klovis
freebread03: chased three blocks by a man yelling, "la fille en rose!"
freebread03: i think we could both go on forever
freebread03: lol
H2O Planeteer: given a man on the metro your phone number
freebread03: sat next to a man on the metro who was punching himself wildly and laughing at it?
freebread03: *wildly
H2O Planeteer: no, but seen a man on the metro start bleedly profusely, without being cut
H2O Planeteer: just breaking it right out of his skin
freebread03: i was also pinned full frontal against the metro wall by a man strategically placed holding me in a spread eagle position
freebread03: (that's so weird, the bleeding thing)
freebread03: bc that was clearly the only position he could think of to get in when the metro got crowded
H2O Planeteer: yea, i was with irene and she said it's a disease where the blood vessels get too close to the surface, and they just break over the skin
freebread03: damn
H2O Planeteer: LOL, alright, well, i've never been straddled on the metro
H2O Planeteer: although i have been cursed off by noticing a woman's burka
freebread03: what about had your legs squeezed by not only a small asian man, but a 70 yr old black man trying to later impress you with his health insurance card?
freebread03: i love how we meet the sketchiest and most "interesting" ppl in the entire city
H2O Planeteer: indeed...
freebread03: we could write a book
freebread03: a best seller
H2O Planeteer: wait, what was the story that we told antonio that one time, that was so funny, but i cant remember
H2O Planeteer: i could never write a book, i cant remember my stories after a week
freebread03: it could be called, "you haven't experienced life until..."
H2O Planeteer: the "innocent bystander"
freebread03: i will be the memory-bank
freebread03: you the writer
H2O Planeteer: no, but have you ever been clubbed and sent to the hospital by a 16yrold irish girl
freebread03: no, b/c you know in that situaiton, i would be the one beating the shit out of her
freebread03: not standing by and watching
H2O Planeteer: this is true...but you also carry mase with you
freebread03: wondering what she could possible do with the bottle, after having seen her beat your bf with it twice
freebread03: do you have a local neighborhood gang?
freebread03: alimentation generale. (quickie mart next door to my apartment) doesnt count
H2O Planeteer: they're not a gang!!
freebread03: tho they have they're own entourage and category
H2O Planeteer: no, but are you harrassed for braids every time you leave your metro stop?
freebread03: no, but i have been called a princess with a nice ass
freebread03: lol.
H2O Planeteer: like yesterday
freebread03: and i am too white to be american
H2O Planeteer: LOL
freebread03: aight
H2O Planeteer: i am dying
freebread03:dont die, bc i'm going to sleep
freebread03:"a lot less talk and a lot more action"
freebread03: in the words of tim mcgraw
freebread03: and on that country twang, i'll end the night
freebread03: it's a picture of me
H2O Planeteer: ahhh
H2O Planeteer: y'see, i guess i was wrong
H2O Planeteer: bc i'm quite sure that i was there
freebread03: nah
freebread03: baby you are an amateur
freebread03: takes time to become a pro like myself
H2O Planeteer: ahhh..am i?
freebread03: oui oui
freebread03: until you too get felt up by a stranger in a movie theater, you have no claim
H2O Planeteer: this is true...but have you ever gotten drunk off ice cream?
freebread03: picked up by a security guard?!?
H2O Planeteer: been serenaded by a pirate at disney land?
freebread03: been seduced/stalked by a man with a smart car?
H2O Planeteer: been told by a bouncer that you need to get off your date....twice
freebread03: Mamadou.
H2O Planeteer: Klovis
freebread03: chased three blocks by a man yelling, "la fille en rose!"
freebread03: i think we could both go on forever
freebread03: lol
H2O Planeteer: given a man on the metro your phone number
freebread03: sat next to a man on the metro who was punching himself wildly and laughing at it?
freebread03: *wildly
H2O Planeteer: no, but seen a man on the metro start bleedly profusely, without being cut
H2O Planeteer: just breaking it right out of his skin
freebread03: i was also pinned full frontal against the metro wall by a man strategically placed holding me in a spread eagle position
freebread03: (that's so weird, the bleeding thing)
freebread03: bc that was clearly the only position he could think of to get in when the metro got crowded
H2O Planeteer: yea, i was with irene and she said it's a disease where the blood vessels get too close to the surface, and they just break over the skin
freebread03: damn
H2O Planeteer: LOL, alright, well, i've never been straddled on the metro
H2O Planeteer: although i have been cursed off by noticing a woman's burka
freebread03: what about had your legs squeezed by not only a small asian man, but a 70 yr old black man trying to later impress you with his health insurance card?
freebread03: i love how we meet the sketchiest and most "interesting" ppl in the entire city
H2O Planeteer: indeed...
freebread03: we could write a book
freebread03: a best seller
H2O Planeteer: wait, what was the story that we told antonio that one time, that was so funny, but i cant remember
H2O Planeteer: i could never write a book, i cant remember my stories after a week
freebread03: it could be called, "you haven't experienced life until..."
H2O Planeteer: the "innocent bystander"
freebread03: i will be the memory-bank
freebread03: you the writer
H2O Planeteer: no, but have you ever been clubbed and sent to the hospital by a 16yrold irish girl
freebread03: no, b/c you know in that situaiton, i would be the one beating the shit out of her
freebread03: not standing by and watching
H2O Planeteer: this is true...but you also carry mase with you
freebread03: wondering what she could possible do with the bottle, after having seen her beat your bf with it twice
freebread03: do you have a local neighborhood gang?
freebread03: alimentation generale. (quickie mart next door to my apartment) doesnt count
H2O Planeteer: they're not a gang!!
freebread03: tho they have they're own entourage and category
H2O Planeteer: no, but are you harrassed for braids every time you leave your metro stop?
freebread03: no, but i have been called a princess with a nice ass
freebread03: lol.
H2O Planeteer: like yesterday
freebread03: and i am too white to be american
H2O Planeteer: LOL
freebread03: aight
H2O Planeteer: i am dying
freebread03:dont die, bc i'm going to sleep
freebread03:"a lot less talk and a lot more action"
freebread03: in the words of tim mcgraw
freebread03: and on that country twang, i'll end the night