feet = dead. left arm = invalid.
i thought this was cool when i saw it... and then i went home and checked it up on the net, and it turns out that these things are not totally random. the killer gerbil actually exists. ah well.
this is a product of 5hrs of standing on your feet distributing pink flyers plugging fragrances. it is a !GOOD EXPERIENCE!
this is what you will get, satisfaction guaranteed:
1. an invalid left arm
from holding hundred+ flyers at one time while your right hand holds it out to the people you target and you will them to take it. or else. this also will manifest in you not being able to pick up your drink with your left hand, as michelle and cheryl can testify to.
2. dead feet
by the 3.5th hour cheryl was doing things like tiptoing, alternating between grass and pavement - i think the people all thought i was insane.
3. interesting observations
sharing a cigarette with your boyfriend is A. not cool. it is also B. not romantic. GROSS???
caucasians are friendly, but they seldom take the flyers. good for the trees. not for our left arms, though.
christmas songs played in mos burger alternate between downright disgusting (think elmo squeaking out "ALL I WAN FOR CHRISMAS IS MIE TWO FRONT TEETH" over and over and over) or send you to sleep. of course, michellee rightfully pointed out that when you are sleepy every song is a sleepy song. BUT! cheryl still sticks to her belief that lines like "chestnuts roasting on an open fire" and "iiiiii'm dreaming of a white christmassss" are naturally sleep inducing. (:
project runway up nextttt ^^ gonna shower. more soon. tmr we're back to our happy feet-and-left-arm killing session! i can hardly wait. hahahaha.