Drabble About Me And Jens From A Website
Monet and Jens
by William Shakespeare
Enter Monet
Jens appears above at a window
Monet:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Knifes, and Jens is the Bear.
Arise, Horny Bear, and Cry the Intelligent Notebooks.
See, how he leans his Boobs upon his Cunt!
O, that I were a glove upon that Cunt,
That I might touch that Boobs!
Jens:
O Monet, Monet! wherefore art thou Monet?
What's in a name? That which we call a Cock
By any other name would smell as Big
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like it was holding a fish"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove Rock-hard.
Monet:
Swain, by yonder Intelligent Notebooks I swear
That tips on a desk the Crazy Swords--
Jens:
O, swear not by the Notebooks, the Hot Notebooks,
That Smartly changes in its Strong orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise Strong.
Sweet, Sexy night! A thousand times Sexy night!
Parting is such Muscled sorrow,
That I shall say Sexy night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Monet:
Sleep dwell upon thy Boobs, peace in thy Cunt!
Would I were sleep and peace, so Huskily to rest!
Hornyly will I to my Horny Cock's cell,
Its help to Cry, and my Big Cock to tell.