I don't think I'll ever spend a single minute of my life NOT being stalked.
New incidents today. This would be sooo much more amusing if it wasn't me. Today in Calculus not only did my math teacher make eye contact with me every five minutes (which he's become very fond of doing), but he passed out my homework LAST again. Ick!! (Nevermind if you don't get why that's icky - and I don't think anyone else but Martha would know, so.) Also, he was talking about when we can come by and get our homework and said that tomorrow afternoon would be good, then he specified that by afternoon he meant one-thirty and then he looked right at me and i was like JESUS CHRIST I KNOW WHEN YOU EAT LUNCH AND I KNOW YOU KNOW WHEN I EAT LUNCH BECAUSE YOU'RE THERE EVERYDAY FOLLOWING ME AND SITTING NEAR WHERE I SIT AND AHHHHGGGG! Also, he wasn't wearing the ring, so we were right: he isn't married. That makes sense. I mean, how desperate would you have to be to marry a booger? Let's see, there was something else. Several incidents today. Eh, I don't know following us at lunch today. It's just all so creepy and not quite worth writing, because it's so much more funny when I'm with Martha, and you aren't Martha, so. Wow, I should stop.