WOW! I totally didn't see it coming but I think this entry turned out to be pretty good!!

Jul 22, 2005 21:10

Presently, my brother Jason, who has been idle 3 hours and 42 minutes - no doubt playing his new NCAA 2006 game, has this up as his away message:

3 easy ways to piss off your roomie:
1) buy a lobster. pretend to play cards with it & then complain to your roommate that the lobster is making up his own rules
2) create an army of animal crackers. put them through basic training.
3) eat lots of alphabet soup. throw out any of the ltters that are in your roommate's name; claim you want nothing to do with them.

That's absolutely the greatest thing I've ever read (inthepastfourdays). I wonder if there are more? Three seems like an unfairly short list. Hope this makes you laugh too. =)) Anyway, those are things Cassie, Lindsey and I would have done TOGETHER .. for fun. =) Oooh, and me and Ben really did almost buy a lobster one time!!!!

Oh, and P.S. I totally totally saw Ben Zirlin at the grocery store today and it was WAY more than sufficiently awkward. CUZ NEITHER OF US KNEW THE OTHER WAS GONNABE IN DENTON OVER THE SUMMER ROFLMFAO. Jesus. That kid is so hot, yet *such* a scrub. Better than being Julian, I suppose, and being a woman with a vagina disguised as a man uh, boyperson.

lindsey, jason, cassie, ben

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