camp songs, baby!
k.. this is still under construction, so give me a break, but its coming along! lol
the cutest boy
i ever saw
was sipping cider
through a soda straw
i asked him if
he'd show me how
to sip some cider
through a soda straw
he said of course
he'd show me how
to sip some cider
through a soda straw
first cheek to cheek
then jaw to jaw
we sipped some cider
through a soda straw
from time to time
that straw would slip
and we'd sip cider
lip to lip
that's how i got
a mother-in-law
and forty-two kids
all call me ma!
the moral of
this story is
don't sip your cider
through a soda straw
♥
as i was walking down the street a billboard caught my eye
the advertisements on it would make you laugh and cry
the sign was ripped and tattered from the storm the night before
the wind and rain had done its work and this is what i saw
smoke coca cola cigarrettes, drink wrigley's spearmint beer
kennelration dog food keeps your wife's complexion clear
betty crocker introduces string bikini pie
brush your teeth with powdered soap and watch the suds go by
as i recovered from my shock, i went along my way
i only got a block or so and much to my dismay
another billboard caught my eye just like the one before
the wind and rain had done its work and this is what i saw
take your next vacation in a brand new fridgid air
learn to play piano in your winter underwear
simanize your babies with a hershey candy bar
texaco, the beauty cream, is used by all the stars
doctors say that babies should smoke until they're three
people over thirty-five take baths in lipton tea
and if you want to make this world a better place to say
buy a record of this song and throw it far away
♥
way up in the land of ice and snow
where the temperature drops to 40 below
whos the happiest bear up there?
percy the pale-faced polar bear
sleeps all day and then at night
catch his fish by the pale moon light
has no worries, has no cares
percy the pale-faced polar bear
then one day a hunter came
put poor percy in a great big cage
percy howled and he growled but he couldn't get out
now he's living in a zoo
funny thing is he likes it too
cause he met his girlfriend there
and she loves
percy the pale-faced polar bear
who?
percy the pale-faced polar bear!
♥
down in the jungle where nobody goes
theres a boogie woogie washer woman washin her clothes!
with a scrub a dub here and a scrub a dub there
a boogie woogie washer woman washin her hair
me, tarzan, you, jane
flyin through the air like an air-o-plane
when i fall, i feel pain
--ugh--i feel pain
a boogie woogie washer woman washin her hair
yeah
♥
One day while the weather was cloudy and gray
I wished somebody'd come over and play
I heard a knock and I opened the door
And there stood the loveliest big dinosaur...
Me and my dinosaur
I never had such a friend before
As big as a house, twenty times and a half
And fifty times taller than any giraffe
Legs long as sequoia trees
Teeth big as piano keys
No two people are buddies more
Than me and my dinosaur
We hop-scotched to Africa, quick as a breeze
While leap-frogging over the coconut trees
And when we got thirsty mile after mile
In one great big gulp, we just drank up the Nile
Me and my dinosaur
I never had such a friend before
As big as a house, twenty times and a half
And fifty times taller than any giraffe
Legs long as sequoia trees
Teeth big as piano keys
No two people are buddies more
Than me and my din--
Nothing as fine as me and my dinosaur
♥
stay on the sunny side,
always on the sunny side,
stay on the sunny side of life
tr la la la la la
you won't feel the pain as we drive you all insane
so stay on the sunny side of life!
knock knock
whos there?
ether!
ether who?
ether bunnies!
YAY!!!
stay on the sunny side,
always on the sunny side,
stay on the sunny side of life
tr la la la la la
you won't feel the pain as we drive you all insane
so stay on the sunny side of life!
knock knock
whos there?
s'more
s'more who?
s'more ether bunnies!
YAY!!!
stay on the sunny side,
always on the sunny side,
stay on the sunny side of life
tr la la la la la
you won't feel the pain as we drive you all insane
so stay on the sunny side of life!
knock knock
whos there?
cargo
cargo who?
car go 'beep beep' and run over allll the ether bunnies
YAY!!!
stay on the sunny side,
always on the sunny side,
stay on the sunny side of life
tr la la la la la
you won't feel the pain as we drive you all insane
so stay on the sunny side of life!
knock knock
whos there?
boo
boo who?
don't cry, theyl be more ether bunnies next year!
YAY!!!
stay on the sunny side,
always on the sunny side,
stay on the sunny side of life
tr la la la la la
you won't feel the pain as we drive you all insane
so stay on the sunny side of life!
♥
way up across the windswept desert
where nature knows no man
a buffalo spied his brother
a-lying in the sand
said the buffalo to his brother
what makes you lie that way?
but the buffalo did not answer
cause hes been
dead
since way
last may
siinnncee wayyyy lassttt maayyyy
♥
i'm a bowl legged chicken
i'm a knock kneed hen
i haven't been so pretty since i dont know when
so i walk with a wiggle and i wiggle when i walk
doin the tennessee wig walk
all the girls wear red, white, blue
and all the boys say i love you
so i walk with a wiggle and i wiggle when i walk
doin the tennessee wig walk
all the boys wear black, black, black
♥
late last night
♥
the princess pat
♥
lookin for a lion
♥
charolette's town
♥
Out of my window, looking in the night
I can see the barges' flickering lights
Silently flows the river to the sea
And the barges too flow silently.
Barges, I would like to go with you
I would like to sail the ocean blue
Barges, have you treasures in your hold?
Do you fight with pirates, brave and bold?
Out of my window, looking in the night
I can see the barges' flickering lights
Starboard shines green, and port is glowing red
I can see the barges far ahead.
Barges, I would...
How my heart longs to sail away with you
As you sail across the ocean blue.
But I must stay beside my window clear
As the barges sail away from here.
Barges, I would...
♥
Black socks, they never get dirty
The more that you wear them, the stronger they get
Someday, I think I will change them
But something inside me keeps saying not yet, not yet, not yet . . .
♥
swimming, swimming, in a swimming hole
♥
we are the girls from camp mah kah wee
♥
i got a daiiiissy on my toe
♥
i wear my pink pajamas in the winter when its hot
and i wear my pink pajamas in the winter when its not
and sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall
i jump into my little bed with nothing on at all
♥
old mac donald had a farm e i e i o
and on that farm he
chopped down the old pine tree timber and they hauled it away to the mill la la la la
home home on the range
oh where oh where has my little dog gone
let me call you sweetheart
had an end
♥
bazooka zooka bubblegum
♥
I'm going crazy
Don't you want to come along
I'm going crazy
Just singing this song.
Once I had a little cat
And all she ate was yarn
And when those little kittens came
They came with sweaters on!
I'm going crazy...
Once I had a little dog
And all she ate was cans
And when those little puppies came
They came in Ford sedans!
I'm going crazy...
Once I had a little frog
And all she ate was flies
And when those little tadpoles came
They came with great big eyes!
I'm going crazy...
When Mary had a little lamb
The doctor was surprised,
But when Old MacDonald had a farm
The doctor nearly died!
I'm going crazy...
♥
Sittin' on the fencepost
Chewin' my bubble-gum (chew-chew)
Playin' with my yo-yo (whoo-whoo)
When along came Hermie the Worm
He was this big
I said, "Hermie, what happened?"
"I ate my sister"
brother, mother, father, burped
♥
Three little angels all dressed in white
Tried to get to heaven on the end of a kite
Well, the kite string broke and down they all fell
Instead of going to heaven they all went to
Two little angels all dressed....
One little angel...
devils/ red/ thread
martians/ green/ string
burglars/ black/ pink cadillac/ stalled
Now don't get excited
Don't lose your head
Instead of heaven
They all went to bed.
♥
the littlest worm
♥
http://www.flyingpigs.org.uk/songb.shtml http://dragon.sleepdeprived.ca/songbook/songbook_index.htm Say why, do we have to say goodbye
Say why, do we have to say goodbye
Say why, do we have to say goodbye
Say why, my friend, say why
Say when, will we ever meet again
Say when, will we ever meet again
Say when, will we ever meet again
Say when, my friend, say when
Say where, and I'll meet you right there
Say where, and I'll meet you right there
Say where, and I'll meet you right there
Say where, my friend, say where
Say why, do we have to say goodbye
Say when, will we ever meet again
Say where, and I'll meet you right there
Say why, say when, say where!
♥
Hmmm, I want to linger
Hmmm, a little longer
Hmmm, a little longer here with you
Hmmm, it's such a perfect night
Hmmm, it doesn't seem quite right
Hmmm, that this should be my last with you
Hmmm, and come September
Hmmm, I will remember
Hmmm, our camping days and friendships true
Hmmm, and as the years go by
Hmmm, I'll think of you and sigh
Hmmm, this is good-night and not good-bye
♥
singing in the rain
♥
3 sharp tooth buzzards, eeerk!
3 sharp tooth buzzards, eeerk!
3 sharp tooth bu-uh-uzzards
Sitting on a dead tree
oh LOOK, one has flown A-way
what A shame
2 sharp tooth buzzards, eeerk!
2 sharp tooth buzzards, eeerk!
2 sharp tooth bu-uh-uzzards
Sitting on a dead tree
oh LOOK, one has flown A-way
what A shame
1 sharp tooth buzzard, eeerk!
1 sharp tooth buzzard, eeerk!
1 sharp tooth bu-uh-uzzard
Sitting on a dead tree
oh LOOK, one has flown A-way
what A shame
no sharp tooth buzzards, eeerk!
no sharp tooth buzzards, eeerk!
no sharp tooth bu-uh-uzzards
Sitting on a dead tree
2 sharp tooth buzzards (same actions as above, but hold up 2 fingers)...
1 sharp tooth buzzard (same actions as above but hold up 1 finger)...
No sharp tooth buzzards (same actions, but shake finger "no" at "No")...
Oh, Look (shade eyes with hand), One has RE-turned (beckoning motion)
Let us RE-Joice (arms up in joy)!
1 sharp tooth buzzard ...
2 sharp tooth buzzards ...
3 sharp tooth buzzards ...
♥
oh we sing a song about sewers
about sewers we sing this song
together we stand, shovel in hand
keep things moving along
♥
We're the girls from riverpoint
riverpoint campers yes we are
it's a real cool place that you gotta see
a counselor, a manatee and me
crabbing, fishing, and canoeing
it's fun whatever we are doing
river crabbing, river fishing, river canoeing O
we are the girls from riverpoint!
Yeehaw!!!