Continuing...
So a little bit of a backstory with this one. Mimoza woke up one day 2 or 3 weeks ago and decided that she didn't like me or something. Then last week she got locked out of the room while I was at dinner (HER OWN FAULT) and got pissy and didn't talk to me for like 48 hours or more. Like, I'd talk to her, try and make conversation...and get NO response whatsoever. Then later, I guess she got tired of her little cold shoulder game. But while it was going on, it was unnerving as all hell, and the following is a conversation that I had with
okibi_banshi...
Micalla518: my roommate officially sucks
Micalla518: she sucks giant monkey balls
Micalla518: and you know what?
Micalla518: i could TELL her she sucks giant hairy smelly monkey balls
Micalla518: and she probably STILL wouldn't respond to me
okibi banshi: hahahahahahahahaha
okibi banshi: suckage.
Micalla518: big ol' GIANT ones
okibi banshi: blech.
Micalla518: lol
Micalla518: ewwww
Micalla518: i'm even grossing MYSELF out now
Micalla518: mimoza SUCKS GIANT MONKEY BALLS
okibi banshi: STOP. MENTAL IMAGES. NOT WHAT I NEED NOW.
Micalla518: lol sorry
okibi banshi: thank you.
okibi banshi: i'm already of the verge of puking up whatever is in my stomach cause i am coughing so hard
okibi banshi: i dont need...images to go along with it.
Micalla518: it's a good thing i didn't send what i had in the text box before you wrote that
Micalla518: and eww i'm sorry
okibi banshi: LOL what? now i have TWS.
Micalla518: i'll bother adam with the mental images
Micalla518: lol
okibi banshi: hahahaha go ahead and tell me the thing
Micalla518: aha
okibi banshi: damn train wreck syndrome
Micalla518: haha
Micalla518: i was just going to say
Micalla518: BIG OL' PRIMATE TESTICLES
Micalla518: lol
okibi banshi: LOL!!!
Micalla518: lol sorry
okibi banshi: that somehow...isnt as bad as monkey balls.
Micalla518: haha
Micalla518: no?
Micalla518: i can go worse if you want
okibi banshi: its more...techincal LOL
Micalla518: lol
Micalla518: so you wouldn't be offended by GARGANTUAN APE SCROTUM?
Micalla518: i'm sorry, i'm laughing out loud now
Micalla518: i can't look at the word "scrotum" without cracking up
okibi banshi: lol
Micalla518: you should see me in bio lab
Micalla518: APE SCROTUM
Micalla518: HAHAHAHAHA
okibi banshi: HAHA LIKE YOU'RE 12?
Micalla518: haha TOTALLY like i'm 12
Micalla518: i'm so immature
okibi banshi: haha but you rule.
okibi banshi: so its okay.
Micalla518: lol why, thankee!
okibi banshi: :-D
And the killer? NOW she's actually talking to me and showing some signs of caring as to whether or not I'm alive!
I do not understand this girl. *sigh*
ETA: Completely off-topic, but am I the only one who, whenever I read about Neville and Luna being together in the same room at the end of OoTP and all through HBP, my mind immediately hopped on it as an OTP? Which I think would royally rock, since they are two of my favorite characters. Neville is one of the most loveable guys ever. It's times like this when I really wish I went to Hogwarts.