The Death of Those Who Try To Hurt Our Boyfriends
So yeah, deedoggy and I are getting weirder and weirder with the convos.
Bottom line? NOBODY messes with our boyfriends. And I think Brian is cool.
Micalla518: *cocks rifle* asian bitch is goin DOWN
Dee doggy: agree
Micalla518: *straps grenades and cyanide pills to her*
Micalla518: *busts out of North like rambo*
Dee doggy: lol
Micalla518: *Brian is waiting in the getaway car because he's the only one who knows how to drive*
Micalla518: *dee is in the passenger seat, hanging on for dear life
Dee doggy: i know how to drive
Micalla518: michele meanwhile tries to fit herself into the backseat with her giant rifle, grenades, and the hi tech cpu system
Micalla518: yes i do too
Micalla518: but he's the one with the accessible car
Micalla518: anyhoo i'm on a roll
Micalla518: so once michele is situated in the backseat
Dee doggy: lol
Micalla518: brian revvs the motor and starts speeding away from UCONN like a bat outta hell
Dee doggy: lol
Micalla518: DOROTHY: OMG BRIAN I LOVE YOU SLOW DOWN WE"RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
Micalla518: MICHELE: FASTERRRRRRR
Dee doggy: lol that is me
Micalla518: BRIAN: OMG WOMEN WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME *vroom vroom*
Micalla518: author's note: please send this to brian i'm having way too much fun
Micalla518: *half an hour into the car ride*
Micalla518: DOROTHY: so yeah. Brian, I love you. Sharon's a bitch
Micalla518: MICHELE: Are we there yet?
Micalla518: BRIAN: NO.
Micalla518: *upon arrival to Quinnipiac*
Micalla518: DOROTHY: *was sleeping*
Micalla518: MICHELE: *was playing with her rifle*
Micalla518: BRIAN: WE'RE HERE!!!
Micalla518: DOROTHY: What?
Micalla518: MICHELE: Huh?
Micalla518: BOTH: *Look at each other and have a blonde moment*
Micalla518: BOTH: OH YEAH!!! ASIAN BITCH GOING DOWN!!!!
Micalla518: BRIAN: Sharon at 12:00
Micalla518: !!!!
Micalla518: MICHELE: *bloodcurdling Xena Warrior Princess war cry*
Micalla518: YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Micalla518: CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGEEEEEE!!!!
Micalla518: SHARON: Oh. Shit.
Micalla518: now for the Cleolinda-influenced part
Micalla518: DOROTHY: *SCREAMITY*
Micalla518: MICHELE: *BANG BANG BANG KABOOMITY*
Micalla518: BRIAN: *Waits in the car.*
Micalla518: SHARON: *Either dies or concedes defeat, whichever comes first*
Micalla518: dee and michele run back to the car
Micalla518: michele's rifle gets caught on the door
Micalla518: she hits her head
Micalla518: shoves the rifle in the car and dives into the backseat
Micalla518: *muffled backseat noises*
Micalla518: DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!!!!!!
Micalla518: *half an hour later
Micalla518: ALL: ... *evil grins*
Micalla518: Upon arrival back at UCONN
Micalla518: all flop out of the car
Micalla518: Justin has miraculously managed to get himself up to North to meet us
Micalla518: MICHELE: *drops her weapons of mass distruction and glomps him*
Dee doggy: lol
Dee doggy: i love this story soooo much
Micalla518: DOROTHY: *glomps Brian*
Micalla518: And then, they all went to Towers for lunch.
Micalla518: I mean, they all lived happily ever after?
Dee doggy: lol
Micalla518: And got married and had lots of kids and ....
Dee doggy: *applauds*
Micalla518: i mean
Micalla518: screw it
Dee doggy: lol
Micalla518: The End
Micalla518: *bows*
Dee doggy: LJ THIS!!!
Micalla518: totally
Micalla518: did you send it to him
Micalla518: is he on
Micalla518: i would like to congratulate him for a wonderful driving job
Micalla518: dammit i want an air rifle
Dee doggy: lol
Dee doggy: how do you glomp a guy
Dee doggy: i'm scared i'm going to hurt him
Micalla518: hahaha
Dee doggy: i really am
Micalla518: ok have you seen return of the king
Dee doggy: yes
Dee doggy: of course
Dee doggy: who didn't
Micalla518: ok you know at the end
Micalla518: the part i like to refer to as "elvish porn"
Dee doggy: lol
Dee doggy: yes
Micalla518: in which aragorn tries to unhinge his jaw and swallow arwens face whole
Micalla518: yeah something like that
Dee doggy: lol
Dee doggy: glomping - run jump onto other person and suck face
Dee doggy: yes technical definition
Micalla518: haha