Whoa.
Dude I totally forgot to say this the other day.
On Saturday afternoon, I went to see Star Wars with Justin! It was so cool!!! :)
And I made my boyfriend happy, because Star Wars is his favorite thing. Go me!
I love him.
EDIT (later...): Did anyone else think it would be hilarious if Padme, instead of screaming "ANI!!" while she was in labor, just pulled over the maternity droid and screamed "GET ME AN EPIDURAL, DAMN YOU, I'M A SENATOR!!!"
I dunno, the thought amused me. Also, did anyone else find the "maternity droid" (as I keep calling it) just insanely amusing? Scoop hand. tee hee. It was all "whaaaa?" while Padme is laying there screaming her head off. My personal interpretation of the scene as follows:
DR. DROID: "The babies are doing fine."
OBI WAN & OTHERS: "BABIES?"
DR. DROID: "Yes, babies. Plural. She's carrying twins, dumbass. Why else would I say BABIES?"
OBI WAN & OTHERS: "BABIES??!! TWINS??!! HOT BISCUIT!!!
PADME: "AAAHH!!! ANI, HELP ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
MATERNITY DROID: *very calm* *scoop* "...boy..."
PADME: *pant* "LUKE! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
AUDIENCE: "Bluh? that was quick..."
PADME: "IS ANI ALL RIGHT? WHERE IS HE, GOD DAMN IT?! JESUS, NOT ANOTHER ONE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
MATERNITY DROID: *too calm* *scoop* "...girl..."
PADME: *pant, pant* "LEIA!"
AUDIENCE: "Whoa, back this train on up. How does a person name their children within seconds of their birth?"
PADME: *pant, pant, pant, die.*
Poor Padme. I feel bad for her and her awesome hair and wardrobe.
You know what's cool? I was just thinking about this today.
Anakin pledges his life to the dark side in order to save Padme, who is healthy as anything despite her being VERY pregnant, from dying in childbirth. However, SHE IS FINE and wouldn't have had a care in the world if ya hadn't gone evil on her, Darth.
Because get this. She does indeed die in childbirth, but while the whole audience is going "OMG OMG OMG FATE IT'S JUST LIKE HIS DREAMS OMG ANAKIN COME READ MY FORTUNE BEFORE YOU BLOW UP IN A LAVA PIT," one doesn't realize that if he had just stayed the way he would nothing would have ever happened.
You see, according to Dr. Droid (as I call him. I have many names for the un-named characters, lol), Padme was in perfect health when she was in labor. She just "lost the will to live," and THAT'S why she died. It was all Anakin's foult for turning evil--literally dying of a broken heart. He CAUSED her death by trying to prevent it. Psycho.
And so ends my profound thoughts for the day. May the force be with you. Or totally not. Whatever. *whips out lightsaber* HEY JC, WATCH OUT!!! CHAAAAARGE!!!
On Saturday afternoon, I went to see Star Wars with Justin! It was so cool!!! :)
And I made my boyfriend happy, because Star Wars is his favorite thing. Go me!
I love him.
EDIT (later...): Did anyone else think it would be hilarious if Padme, instead of screaming "ANI!!" while she was in labor, just pulled over the maternity droid and screamed "GET ME AN EPIDURAL, DAMN YOU, I'M A SENATOR!!!"
I dunno, the thought amused me. Also, did anyone else find the "maternity droid" (as I keep calling it) just insanely amusing? Scoop hand. tee hee. It was all "whaaaa?" while Padme is laying there screaming her head off. My personal interpretation of the scene as follows:
DR. DROID: "The babies are doing fine."
OBI WAN & OTHERS: "BABIES?"
DR. DROID: "Yes, babies. Plural. She's carrying twins, dumbass. Why else would I say BABIES?"
OBI WAN & OTHERS: "BABIES??!! TWINS??!! HOT BISCUIT!!!
PADME: "AAAHH!!! ANI, HELP ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
MATERNITY DROID: *very calm* *scoop* "...boy..."
PADME: *pant* "LUKE! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
AUDIENCE: "Bluh? that was quick..."
PADME: "IS ANI ALL RIGHT? WHERE IS HE, GOD DAMN IT?! JESUS, NOT ANOTHER ONE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
MATERNITY DROID: *too calm* *scoop* "...girl..."
PADME: *pant, pant* "LEIA!"
AUDIENCE: "Whoa, back this train on up. How does a person name their children within seconds of their birth?"
PADME: *pant, pant, pant, die.*
Poor Padme. I feel bad for her and her awesome hair and wardrobe.
You know what's cool? I was just thinking about this today.
Anakin pledges his life to the dark side in order to save Padme, who is healthy as anything despite her being VERY pregnant, from dying in childbirth. However, SHE IS FINE and wouldn't have had a care in the world if ya hadn't gone evil on her, Darth.
Because get this. She does indeed die in childbirth, but while the whole audience is going "OMG OMG OMG FATE IT'S JUST LIKE HIS DREAMS OMG ANAKIN COME READ MY FORTUNE BEFORE YOU BLOW UP IN A LAVA PIT," one doesn't realize that if he had just stayed the way he would nothing would have ever happened.
You see, according to Dr. Droid (as I call him. I have many names for the un-named characters, lol), Padme was in perfect health when she was in labor. She just "lost the will to live," and THAT'S why she died. It was all Anakin's foult for turning evil--literally dying of a broken heart. He CAUSED her death by trying to prevent it. Psycho.
And so ends my profound thoughts for the day. May the force be with you. Or totally not. Whatever. *whips out lightsaber* HEY JC, WATCH OUT!!! CHAAAAARGE!!!